The Short Road To Freedom

[The Good Reverend Roger]

They might be Brits in disguise.  I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities.  Has anyone considered this possibility?

Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.

You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.

  ~>  stopit Rog.

You'll be like "NO, REALLY, THAT WHOLE REVOLUTION THING WAS JUST A PRANK!"

But they won't listen.

[Jenne]

They might be Brits in disguise.  I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities.  Has anyone considered this possibility?

Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.

You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.

  ~>  stopit Rog.

You'll be like "NO, REALLY, THAT WHOLE REVOLUTION THING WAS JUST A PRANK!"

But they won't listen.

I mean it.    I hurt.

Meanie. 

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Alright, so:

Update,

Job is great, doing what i love to do and making really good money doing it in beautiful places.

Housemate psycho lady texted me twice today, I've already told Suu i can't afford 'em as it's a pay as you go phone, also have told psycho housemate this before.

My minutes have now been used up since these texts were sent.
Can't put minutes on my phone til next wednesday now.

FUCK.

When i come back there we are getting the fuck out.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

They might be Brits in disguise.  I have heard that Tory Loyalists from the revolution took it underground, and their descendents still plot in horrible East coast towns and cities.  Has anyone considered this possibility?

Ok, this made me laugh like a loon.

You'll be laughing out the other side of your neck when they finally stockpile enough ball and powder.

  ~>  stopit Rog.

You'll be like "NO, REALLY, THAT WHOLE REVOLUTION THING WAS JUST A PRANK!"

But they won't listen.

I mean it.    I hurt.

Meanie. 

Sorry.  

I just had this image of whole families in Providence, clandestinely cleaning and maintaining flintlocks in the basement and muttering "some day...some day..."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Alright, so:

Update,

Job is great, doing what i love to do and making really good money doing it in beautiful places.

Housemate psycho lady texted me twice today, I've already told Suu i can't afford 'em as it's a pay as you go phone, also have told psycho housemate this before.

My minutes have now been used up since these texts were sent.
Can't put minutes on my phone til next wednesday now.

FUCK.

When i come back there we are getting the fuck out.

Do not open the texts, and you don't get charged.

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oh no, Rog. Virgin Mobile charges my minutes every time i get one in the inbox. I gotta figger a way to turn 'em off....

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Alright, so:

Update,

Job is great, doing what i love to do and making really good money doing it in beautiful places.

Housemate psycho lady texted me twice today, I've already told Suu i can't afford 'em as it's a pay as you go phone, also have told psycho housemate this before.

My minutes have now been used up since these texts were sent.
Can't put minutes on my phone til next wednesday now.

FUCK.

When i come back there we are getting the fuck out.

Can't you turn texting off?

ETA OH YOU JUST SAID THAT

[The Good Reverend Roger]

oh no, Rog. Virgin Mobile charges my minutes every time i get one in the inbox. I gotta figger a way to turn 'em off....

Get Verizon, instead.  The only downside is that they sell your name to ad lists.  But I think they all do that, now.

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Good call Rog, I owe them some money but they may be the best bet to go with after i've been with this company for a few more weeks.

[0]

OMGWTFBBQ!

She actually offered to put money on my damned phone!

I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY......

I SIMPLY WISH TO BE LEFT ALONE AND YOU CAN'T TAKE A HINT!

and then, she reprimanded me for not keeping in touch, and saying that i probably wouldn't.

She should focus on her FRIGGEN HUSBAND!

It's really not my fault that i live a life less ordinary and work in a field other than being a PENCIL PUSHER!

Maybe if I cut off any and all communication, she'll take a hint.

[Jenne]

You've got a boner-fide stalker on your hands, alright.  Offering to pay the charges?  Damn, I'd take her money and consider it compensation for her fuckedupness.    But I'm a cold-hearted bitch that way.

[Suu]

It would be nice if she w0uld confide with me about this...maybe.

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    Oh, I can be quite cold hearted when i'm pushed. Right now, I'm reaching that point. I have a mom, who never texts me, constantly emails me or instant messages me the minute I sign on. I enjoy talking to her so much more....why? oh, yeah: SHE'S MY MOM. God damn, I love my mom. Love my pop too, he's the only one I got! Watching how this woman acts belies an air of the "Hand That Rocks the Cradle". Anybody here remember that movie? PSYCHO! This woman works extremely hard to put herself between my girlfriend and my family out of a sick belief that i'm going to be in her pseudo-family. Enough is enough, liberation now! NOW! I've never sat in a car and cursed out loud with the door open as people walk by and I lit a cigar. I did tonight though, right after she acosted me online and i stormed out to the supermarket.
   Husband's an egotistical pussy, she's an overbearing lunatic. Match made in heaven, stick with him, lady! I am for Suu, and Suu alone. I want no part in your new-agey, huggy-kissy, hippie commune! We are not going to join hands together and skip through the flower-strewn meadow while we sing "This Land is Your Land". I did my time with Pete Seeger, performed with him LIVE back in 2000,he's a hell of a rabble-rouser and a great musician. But you know what? At the end of the day I found him to be kind of a prick! A PRICK!
   I am a family man, and they come first. Family and girlfriend are A-NUMBER ONE in my life. Anybody that tries to put themselves ahead of the ones that I love will be crushed. I don't have room for simpering, middle aged women who wish with all their might that they had kids. You didn't, get over it, move on. Pick a hobby up, and enjoy it! Don't see it as "one more thing to worry about" (which they always do, SCA for example where all they do is freak out about how people are going to react to them, which in my opinion does more harm than good to anybody)

MAN THAT FELT GOOD.

I remain,

humbly yours,

and more triumphant than ever,

General Sheumais Stuart

[Suu]

Go to bed.

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Come up here and make me, whydon'tcha?