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Started by Shit, October 28, 2009, 12:10:54 PM

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Last night I went to Wonderland via the dreamworld.  That's not an analogy.  I dreamed about the real Wonderland and how it connects with the 'ordinary' world.  It was a world in which everything and everybody was under the influence of some kind of extraordinary dementia.  I met all kinds of people, but none from the books written by Lewis Carol.  It was a unique journey.  Some of them were extremely quirky and also friendly.  Some of them were quite dangerous.  It was quite adventurous.  It was a dream so I don't remember it all, and it was scrambled like an egg on LSD, so it's hard to reveal all the details, but it seemed quite real to me at the time.  I remember that the journey started to screw people up when they returned to the real world.  One woman started to believe that a psychiatrist and his every other word was something sexual, even though that wasn't what he was really saying.  Then his face turned into a bunch of penises and the woman started screaming and laughing like a typical crazy person.   Must have been some Freudian reference in my mind-files.  The story of my dream was that some people who returned to the real world became completely demented, and they had to return to Wonderland to cure their sanity, just like a shaman would go to the underworld to perform a 'soul retrieval'.  Then the handful of people who knew about Wonderland and the secret location of the rabbit hole would have to go on the journey down the hole in the ordinary world and spend just two minutes there in order to appease the spirit of Wonderland.  They would have to do that once a year, or their ordinary lives would go insane again.  Sounds simple enough, but it's not easy to come back from Wonderland so quick, because you get lost.  Once you're in, the rational mind becomes topsy turvy.  I'm not just making this up.  I really went there.  Sometimes it's hard to relate what dreams are really like, or even remember.  Anyways, I invite anyone to share their dreams here.  Hopefully Freddy Krueger will stay dead, but feel free to share nightmares too.
So long, and thanks for all the shit.

P3nT4gR4m

I dreamed about fisting an elephant urethra one time. Story is around here somewhere.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 28, 2009, 12:14:56 PM
I dreamed about fisting an elephant urethra one time. Story is around here somewhere.
:horrormirth:

P3nT4gR4m

Elephant had it coming - it was trying to raep me  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

I dreamt I had really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 30, 2009, 05:10:52 PM
Elephant had it coming - it was trying to raep me  :argh!:

It's not raep if you trumpet surprise.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

rygD

No thanks, I don't usually share my dreams much.  You could steal where I have them written if you really give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck about other people's dreams unless they turn them into something that entertains me, such as a film or stories...
:rbtg:

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...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

rygD

Quote from: Cain on October 30, 2009, 05:14:27 PM
I dreamt I had really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

I think I had that one too.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 30, 2009, 05:10:52 PM
Elephant had it coming - it was trying to raep me  :argh!:

Ahh,  The Scottish Empire takes No Shit, even in its subconcious.

:golfclap: p3nt.