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Started by Nast, November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM

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Nast

November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM
GO AHEAD I DARE YOU.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 03, 2009, 04:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM
GO AHEAD I DARE YOU.

What's the last digit of pi?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#2
November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

Rumckle

#3
November 03, 2009, 04:34:50 AM
meep meep?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

President Television

#4
November 03, 2009, 04:35:19 AM
Pikachu?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Nast

#5
November 03, 2009, 04:40:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 04:33:42 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:32:29 AM
GO AHEAD I DARE YOU.

What's the last digit of pi?

It used to be 6 before they decided to change it to something more polite.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#6
November 03, 2009, 04:41:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 AM
How's Santa Barbara holding up?  I miss it.

It's still picturesque and full of palm trees. And we haven't burnt down or been wash away by flood rains yet, so that's nice too.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#7
November 03, 2009, 04:42:15 AM
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Dysnomia

#8
November 03, 2009, 04:43:20 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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President Television

#9
November 03, 2009, 04:44:37 AM
Hey, when I clock?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Nast

#10
November 03, 2009, 04:46:47 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:35:19 AM
Pikachu?

I bet that's what you say to all the pretty young girls, teehee.

Nasturtiums,
Is going to frolic about  with frilly pink unicorns.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#11
November 03, 2009, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:43:20 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

NONE BECAUSE IT CAN'T CHUCK WOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE.  :argh!:

I thought you knew that already.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
November 03, 2009, 04:50:24 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:43:20 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

NONE BECAUSE IT CAN'T CHUCK WOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE.  :argh!:

I thought you knew that already.

That's not very empowering for the woodchucks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#13
November 03, 2009, 04:50:30 AM
Quote from: A giant cock mongler on November 03, 2009, 04:44:37 AM
Hey, when I clock?

First you have to take then all it out.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#14
November 03, 2009, 04:53:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2009, 04:50:24 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 03, 2009, 04:49:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 03, 2009, 04:43:20 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

NONE BECAUSE IT CAN'T CHUCK WOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE.  :argh!:

I thought you knew that already.

That's not very empowering for the woodchucks.

As you know, they hardly need any encouragement, the cheeky little things.

And besides, what would happen if they were allowed to chuck wood? Oh sure, first they'd just borrow a few logs, then they'll be demanding equal wages, then before you know it they'll start stealing our women and corrupting our youth with their perversions.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
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