KONFESS TO KAOUSUU

[Suu]

I seemed to have inhaled a form of an herbal cigarette and with it went a couple of delicious beerz and by doing so I'm feeling rather prophetic and and pious and preachy.

Confess your sins and I shall grant you penance so that you shall be forgiven.


Her Highness and High Reverend Kaousuu, ESQ.
1st Temple of Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion, Providence, SPoK.
Canonizer of St. Richter of the Sphincter

[Mangrove]

Bless me father fat balding 40-something guy, for I have sinned.

I keep wanting to send $1 to complete strangers on the internet.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I seemed to have inhaled a form of an herbal cigarette and with it went a couple of delicious beerz and by doing so I'm feeling rather prophetic and and pious and preachy.

Confess your sins and I shall grant you penance so that you shall be forgiven.


Her Highness and High Reverend Kaousuu, ESQ.
1st Temple of Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion, Providence, SPoK.
Canonizer of St. Richter of the Sphincter

Bless me Kaousuu, for I have sinned.  I didn't do anything wrong today.   

[Suu]

Bless me father fat balding 40-something guy, for I have sinned.

I keep wanting to send $1 to complete strangers on the internet.

You must go forth and think about why you haven't try to scam them out of their money sooner. 

[Suu]

I seemed to have inhaled a form of an herbal cigarette and with it went a couple of delicious beerz and by doing so I'm feeling rather prophetic and and pious and preachy.

Confess your sins and I shall grant you penance so that you shall be forgiven.


Her Highness and High Reverend Kaousuu, ESQ.
1st Temple of Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion, Providence, SPoK.
Canonizer of St. Richter of the Sphincter

Bless me Kaousuu, for I have sinned.  I didn't do anything wrong today.   

For your absolution, you must drive a goat and a fire hose across the border in a Chevy Nova.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Forgive me, for I have committed the sin of sloth: I forgot to visit my wrath upon my congregation today, and I took a nap instead.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I also confess that I have allowed myself to be treated as a disposable friend by someone I liked and trusted, and done so without either bringing the wrath or simply walking away.  I intend to rectify that, by the walking away bit.  I confess that I've been a fucking idiot for quite some time now, and put myself in this position through nobody's fault but my own.  I confess that I fucking hate just about everyone, and when I suddenly realize that one of the few people I don't hate views me as an annoying puppy, I confess that this fills me with a level of sudden indifference that is difficult to articulate.

[Suu]

Forgive me, for I have committed the sin of sloth: I forgot to visit my wrath upon my congregation today, and I took a nap instead.

The sin of Sloth doesn't fuck around. For this, you must stripped naked of your clothes this weekend at the larp, and while St. Cramulus or St. Richter as my witness, you will perform Modern Major General from the Pirates of Penzance 16 times. If you do not comply, the gauntlet, ala Barry Lindon.

[Suu]

I also confess that I have allowed myself to be treated as a disposable friend by someone I liked and trusted, and done so without either bringing the wrath or simply walking away.  I intend to rectify that, by the walking away bit.  I confess that I've been a fucking idiot for quite some time now, and put myself in this position through nobody's fault but my own.  I confess that I fucking hate just about everyone, and when I suddenly realize that one of the few people I don't hate views me as an annoying puppy, I confess that this fills me with a level of sudden indifference that is difficult to articulate.

The indifference that you feel comes as a sign that you can't yourself to truly hate these people as much as you wish. It's showing a struggle between a sliver of love and the Darkside of the Force. Without knowing the whole story, it's hard for me to direct you down the right path, so I will simply say, "Do what must be done, Lord Vader."

[Cramulus]

I confess that now that I'm single, I'm going to be jerking off to weirder things.



No, weirder.






...weirder.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I also confess that I have allowed myself to be treated as a disposable friend by someone I liked and trusted, and done so without either bringing the wrath or simply walking away.  I intend to rectify that, by the walking away bit.  I confess that I've been a fucking idiot for quite some time now, and put myself in this position through nobody's fault but my own.  I confess that I fucking hate just about everyone, and when I suddenly realize that one of the few people I don't hate views me as an annoying puppy, I confess that this fills me with a level of sudden indifference that is difficult to articulate.

The indifference that you feel comes as a sign that you can't yourself to truly hate these people as much as you wish. It's showing a struggle between a sliver of love and the Darkside of the Force. Without knowing the whole story, it's hard for me to direct you down the right path, so I will simply say, "Do what must be done, Lord Vader."

Naw, I even hate the people I like, at least some of the time.  This person just ceased existing, is all.

[Suu]

I confess that now that I'm single, I'm going to be jerking off to weirder things.



No, weirder.






...weirder.

Keep jerking! Jerk until you shoot powder!

[The Johnny]

Ohhh, grand princess from the island of filth, i query you for forgiveness, for my sin is of falling constantly to my inner troll and making snappy posts that waste the precious interweb of our gracious Lord Al Gore hath given us!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I confess that now that I'm single, I'm going to be jerking off to weirder things.



No, weirder.






...weirder.

Dude.  Two words.  Copromesis pron.

[Suu]

I also confess that I have allowed myself to be treated as a disposable friend by someone I liked and trusted, and done so without either bringing the wrath or simply walking away.  I intend to rectify that, by the walking away bit.  I confess that I've been a fucking idiot for quite some time now, and put myself in this position through nobody's fault but my own.  I confess that I fucking hate just about everyone, and when I suddenly realize that one of the few people I don't hate views me as an annoying puppy, I confess that this fills me with a level of sudden indifference that is difficult to articulate.

The indifference that you feel comes as a sign that you can't yourself to truly hate these people as much as you wish. It's showing a struggle between a sliver of love and the Darkside of the Force. Without knowing the whole story, it's hard for me to direct you down the right path, so I will simply say, "Do what must be done, Lord Vader."

Naw, I even hate the people I like, at least some of the time.  This person just ceased existing, is all.

I don't think you hate as much as you should. Hate moar.