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NAKED PICTURES OF BEA ARTHUR: REDUX

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, November 20, 2009, 06:16:06 AM

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Jasper

#1
November 20, 2009, 06:37:13 AM
...Her eyes don't look right.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
November 20, 2009, 07:13:32 AM
WOO!
SHAKE IT!

Nast

#3
November 20, 2009, 08:49:12 AM
Quote from: Felix on November 20, 2009, 06:37:13 AM
...Her eyes don't look right.

Sort of dead and glassy? That's because they are.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Suu

#4
November 20, 2009, 02:58:50 PM
She's not loading!  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#5
November 20, 2009, 11:47:34 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on November 20, 2009, 08:49:12 AM
Quote from: Felix on November 20, 2009, 06:37:13 AM
...Her eyes don't look right.

Sort of dead and glassy? That's because they are.

You mean they're glass eyes?  Both of them?

rygD

#6
November 21, 2009, 01:07:29 AM
They are dead.  Both of them.
:rbtg:

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President Television

#7
November 21, 2009, 03:00:31 AM
I see a five o'clock shadow on the upper lip.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Suu

#8
November 21, 2009, 05:12:37 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on November 21, 2009, 03:00:31 AM
I see a five o'clock shadow on the upper lip.

Do never insult the great St. Bea!

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#9
November 21, 2009, 08:06:07 AM
WTF is this bullshit? I had my fap locked and loaded and there was no nekkit! What am I supposed to do with this damn thing now? :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nast

#10
November 21, 2009, 08:07:52 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 21, 2009, 08:06:07 AM
WTF is this bullshit? I had my fap locked and loaded and there was no nekkit! What am I supposed to do with this damn thing now? :argh!:

May I direct your attention to the first Google image result?

It's like...BAM, right there!

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

P3nT4gR4m

#11
November 21, 2009, 08:25:55 AM
Seen it. Fapped it to deth months ago. STD promised fresh new pic. Fuck that guy he's sick in the head or something

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nast

#12
November 21, 2009, 08:30:56 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 21, 2009, 08:25:55 AM
Seen it. Fapped it to deth months ago. STD promised fresh new pic. Fuck that guy he's sick in the head or something

That's quite a predicament. Even the droopiest Bea Arthur boob affords no pleasure when one's seen it all.

I offer my sympathies.  :sad:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#13
November 21, 2009, 04:29:26 PM



has this been done?
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.
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