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Pixie's Masterclass in L'Arte Du Sammich.

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, November 29, 2009, 02:29:22 PM

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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 02, 2009, 06:35:21 AM
I want sammich!  :fap:
a little mayo, chorizo (spicy sausage ftw!), mozzarella, rocket, those cute orange cherry tomatoes, and some of the finest bacon known to humanity on thick cut pumpkin seed and sunflower spelt wheat bread and a spicy tomato and chilli chutney.  toasting in panini grill will help structural integrity.

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Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 02, 2009, 09:25:59 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 02, 2009, 06:35:21 AM
I want sammich!  :fap:
a little mayo, chorizo (spicy sausage ftw!), mozzarella, rocket, those cute orange cherry tomatoes, and some of the finest bacon known to humanity on thick cut pumpkin seed and sunflower spelt wheat bread and a spicy tomato and chilli chutney.  toasting in panini grill will help structural integrity.

:fap: :fap: :fap:

I want that in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 02, 2009, 09:26:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 02, 2009, 09:25:59 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 02, 2009, 06:35:21 AM
I want sammich!  :fap:
a little mayo, chorizo (spicy sausage ftw!), mozzarella, rocket, those cute orange cherry tomatoes, and some of the finest bacon known to humanity on thick cut pumpkin seed and sunflower spelt wheat bread and a spicy tomato and chilli chutney.  toasting in panini grill will help structural integrity.

:fap: :fap: :fap:

I want that in my mouth RIGHT NOW.


:D

yes.

I cannot do more than 2 sandwiches in one sitting for this thread. IT JUST MAKES ME TOO HUNGRY.

Iason Ouabache

Alright, I'm curious enough to see what you'd make for me.
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Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 02, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 01, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
I'm rather scared to ask but.....

ME Please!!! :D
Seeded brown bread, bacon, banana and maple syrup with cream cheese.  bacon has to be crispy.  Banana good energy food for herding kids.



Ok, how do you know what I like to eat???  It's a tad scary.... 

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Khara on December 07, 2009, 02:41:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 02, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 01, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
I'm rather scared to ask but.....

ME Please!!! :D
Seeded brown bread, bacon, banana and maple syrup with cream cheese.  bacon has to be crispy.  Banana good energy food for herding kids.




Ok, how do you know what I like to eat???  It's a tad scary.... 

this is a list of potential food and the best possible sammich  left over once the kids have ravaged your house.  a bit healthy and a bit naughty, balanced, just got that from ur posts i guess.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 02, 2009, 09:45:26 PM
Alright, I'm curious enough to see what you'd make for me.

some french saucisson sec, on some roast pork with crab apple jelly and some black olives with sliced boiled egg and a dijon/mayo mix with babyleaf salad on a white rustic french roll.

it had to contain some form of apple and some form of olive,

Cain

I don't want you to tell me my sammich, but I want you to make it for me and to bring it to the Bournemouth meet up, so we can test your skills.  In return I'll buy your first round, or something.

LMNO

I think more people should make each other sandwiches, and then deliver them in person unexpectedly.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cain on December 07, 2009, 07:09:03 PM
I don't want you to tell me my sammich, but I want you to make it for me and to bring it to the Bournemouth meet up, so we can test your skills.  In return I'll buy your first round, or something.

There's a Bournemouth meetup? When? Is this being discussed on POEE?
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Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 07:09:46 PM
I think more people should make each other sandwiches, and then deliver them in person unexpectedly.

yes, that seems like a lovely thing to do.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 07, 2009, 07:05:30 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 02, 2009, 09:45:26 PM
Alright, I'm curious enough to see what you'd make for me.

some french saucisson sec, on some roast pork with crab apple jelly and some black olives with sliced boiled egg and a dijon/mayo mix with babyleaf salad on a white rustic french roll.

it had to contain some form of apple and some form of olive,
That is pretty impressive. I know where you got the olive part from ;) but how did you know I like apples and pork so much?
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If you're so inclined, I'd be curious to see what sort of sandwich you'd create for me.  :D
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