Renamed: GOD. DAMN. IT.

[Freeky]

This is the wheel of abuse, only licensed for use on abusive husbands:

broko photo. 

[Jasper]

Fixed.

[Freeky]

Fixed.

You got anything for abusive parents?

[Jasper]

The only revenge suitable for that is being successful and happy and forgetting that they exist.

[Freeky]

My first mental response was " That'll be hard."

And then I realized what I was thinking, and I was all "GODFUCKINGDAMMIT! :cranky: "

[Jasper]

Well then again, if they're bad parents that probably won't be that great a revenge. 

In lieu of my previous answer, get a nailgun and board up their house in the night, then set it on fire.  You may want help with the boards to get it done fast enough.

[Freeky]

As much fun as that almost sounds, I wouldn't get any enjoyment out of it. I am a lovey dovey hippie who won't take a human life, even if they deserve it.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

[Jasper]

When I'm stressed out and I can't/won't lash out at the world, I secretly imagine everyone and everything I can see is on fire.

It keeps me warm.

[Freeky]

That's lovely.

[Freeky]

Whenever I hear my mom slamming stuff around the kitchen, for no reason at all (except maybe an imagined slight to her from anyone or anything), I sincerely hopes she breaks everythiing she was handling and near her at the time of the accident/breaks something and gets hurt.  That's a thought that always makes me smile a bit...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

It also helps to sing out loud.

Poorly.
Off key and off beat. A song you hate.

RAH RAH AH AH AH, RUM AH OH NUH UH, SHEAH HUH OOH PA PA, I NEED SOME NEW PANCE!

[Freeky]

It also helps to sing out loud.

Poorly.
Off key and off beat. A song you hate.

RAH RAH AH AH AH, RUM AH OH NUH UH, SHEAH HUH OOH PA PA, I NEED SOME NEW PANCE!

Lol, I like your version.

[Triple Zero]

Whenever I hear my mom slamming stuff around the kitchen, for no reason at all (except maybe an imagined slight to her from anyone or anything), I sincerely hopes she breaks everythiing she was handling and near her at the time of the accident/breaks something and gets hurt.  That's a thought that always makes me smile a bit...

tip: it helps if you "rebalance" the plates and bowls in the cupboards.

[Freeky]

Whenever I hear my mom slamming stuff around the kitchen, for no reason at all (except maybe an imagined slight to her from anyone or anything), I sincerely hopes she breaks everythiing she was handling and near her at the time of the accident/breaks something and gets hurt.  That's a thought that always makes me smile a bit...

tip: it helps if you "rebalance" the plates and bowls in the cupboards.

 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Whenever I hear my mom slamming stuff around the kitchen, for no reason at all (except maybe an imagined slight to her from anyone or anything), I sincerely hopes she breaks everythiing she was handling and near her at the time of the accident/breaks something and gets hurt.  That's a thought that always makes me smile a bit...

tip: it helps if you "rebalance" the plates and bowls in the cupboards.

Oh. See? This guy is a genius.