Renamed: GOD. DAMN. IT.

[Doktor Howl]

Pickles ran away again.  He's small enough to fit under the back gate, and we can't seem to fix it so he can't move the boards and whatever else we put up to keep him in the yard.

I have a solution for that.  It would involve some steel bands and some threaded rod.  And some hooks.

[LMNO]

I'd suggest a handful of steel ball bearings and a really powerful magnet.

[Doktor Howl]

I'd suggest a handful of steel ball bearings and a really powerful magnet.

I'm kinda thinking of building a harness for the little rodent that will entangle it in the fence.  We could add a joybuzzer tripped by the bending of the rods that would add a little negative reinforcement.

It's the only way the animal will learn.  It has a brain the size of a thimble.

[Freeky]

 


...

[Doktor Howl]

I was only trying to help.

Of course, for the joy buzzer to work, we'd have to shave the little...um, is pickles male or female, anyway?

[LMNO]

So.... just the staples, then?

[Freeky]

Boy, and



NO!

[Doktor Howl]

Boy, and



NO!

Well, we have to do something, or the little bastard will wind up as coyote poop.

Look, just let me show you what I'm talking about.  It won't hurt the dog (physically, anyway), and it just might save its life.

Plus, I can use up some of these excess joy buzzers I have.

[Freeky]

You make my inner rainbows and puppies and unicorns cry!


But...

As long as you don't use a joy buzzer...

Maybe you could stop by sometime this week?

[Doktor Howl]

You make my inner rainbows and puppies and unicorns cry!


But...

As long as you don't use a joy buzzer...

Maybe you could stop by sometime this week?

But the joy buzzer is the important part.  He has to learn.  Otherwise, he'll have to wear the harness forever.

But yeah, I'll stop by.

[Freeky]

Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

[Doktor Howl]

Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

I can have the harness built by Thursday.

You don't happen to have a bunch of D cells laying around, do you?

[Freeky]

Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

I can have the harness built by Thursday.

You don't happen to have a bunch of D cells laying around, do you?

I could check. Why?

[Doktor Howl]

Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

I can have the harness built by Thursday.

You don't happen to have a bunch of D cells laying around, do you?

I could check. Why?

No reason.  I'll need about 6 of them.

[Freeky]

Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

I can have the harness built by Thursday.

You don't happen to have a bunch of D cells laying around, do you?

I could check. Why?

No reason.  I'll need about 6 of them.

I don't think I have that many.