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Started by Freeky, November 30, 2009, 10:00:58 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 04:47:05 PM
Pickles ran away again.  :x :cry: He's small enough to fit under the back gate, and we can't seem to fix it so he can't move the boards and whatever else we put up to keep him in the yard.

:cry: :cry: :cry:



I have a solution for that.  It would involve some steel bands and some threaded rod.  And some hooks.
Molon Lube

LMNO

I'd suggest a handful of steel ball bearings and a really powerful magnet.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on March 02, 2010, 04:51:15 PM
I'd suggest a handful of steel ball bearings and a really powerful magnet.

I'm kinda thinking of building a harness for the little rodent that will entangle it in the fence.  We could add a joybuzzer tripped by the bending of the rods that would add a little negative reinforcement.

It's the only way the animal will learn.  It has a brain the size of a thimble.
Molon Lube

Freeky


Doktor Howl

I was only trying to help.

Of course, for the joy buzzer to work, we'd have to shave the little...um, is pickles male or female, anyway?
Molon Lube

LMNO

So.... just the staples, then?

Freeky


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 04:55:26 PM
Boy, and



NO!

Well, we have to do something, or the little bastard will wind up as coyote poop.

Look, just let me show you what I'm talking about.  It won't hurt the dog (physically, anyway), and it just might save its life.

Plus, I can use up some of these excess joy buzzers I have.
Molon Lube

Freeky

You make my inner rainbows and puppies and unicorns cry! :x


But...

As long as you don't use a joy buzzer...

Maybe you could stop by sometime this week?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
You make my inner rainbows and puppies and unicorns cry! :x


But...

As long as you don't use a joy buzzer...

Maybe you could stop by sometime this week?

But the joy buzzer is the important part.  He has to learn.  Otherwise, he'll have to wear the harness forever.

But yeah, I'll stop by.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 09:13:21 PM
Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

I can have the harness built by Thursday.

You don't happen to have a bunch of D cells laying around, do you?
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 09:20:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 09:13:21 PM
Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

I can have the harness built by Thursday.

You don't happen to have a bunch of D cells laying around, do you?

I could check. Why?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 09:20:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 09:13:21 PM
Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

I can have the harness built by Thursday.

You don't happen to have a bunch of D cells laying around, do you?

I could check. Why?

No reason.  I'll need about 6 of them.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 09:38:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 09:20:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 02, 2010, 09:13:21 PM
Went round the neighborhood and found Pickles. That little butt...

Also, I HAVE TICKETS TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!! YEAHHH!

I can have the harness built by Thursday.

You don't happen to have a bunch of D cells laying around, do you?

I could check. Why?

No reason.  I'll need about 6 of them.

I don't think I have that many.