Words that piss me off.

[Richter]

If nothing else the cublice walls focus this onto one spot, directly behind you.  I'd think this would make it worse.  Anywyas, I've been much calmer at work since I installed mirrors.

[Jasper]

Also, has anyone noticed the recent wave of "Everyday" in advertising?  

Seeing that does my fucking head in.

ETA:  Especially on a 1200 dollar chair.     WHY DON'T YOU JUST RIDE A WHEELBARROW FULL OF DICK UP MY ASS YOU FENCEFUCKING COCKNOZZLE

[Elder Iptuous]

If nothing else the cublice walls focus this onto one spot, directly behind you.  I'd think this would make it worse.  Anywyas, I've been much calmer at work since I installed mirrors.

If it's directly behind you, then the only workers affected would be the prey species with eyes on the sides of their heads.  There may be something to this, as there is a fellow i work with that does suffer such an ill fated physiognomy, and he is a psychotic asshole.

[BluTakDuck]

When people use "Never" as a reaction. ("My brother won an award." "Never.")

The phrase "At the end of the day..."

Conglomerate

Flavourful and Flavoursome.

When they stick the word "solution" after another word as shorthand. "Debt solution" "home office solution" "data management solution"

eco-friendly (it's never mentioned whether they mean ecology or economy)

[Triple Zero]

Here's my new least favorite word:

OFFICLE

in October, our office is being redesigned. Everybody's cubicle is being replaced by an officle. What the fuck is that, you ask? IT'S NOT A CUBICLE, IT'S NOT AN OFFICE! Actually, it IS a cubicle but there's a sliding shower door, and little plastic windows so you can get a nice view of the hall.

"OFFICLE". say it out loud, it'll stick in your throat.  And if anybody hears you say it, they'll smack you upside the head.

First association for me was with "offal".

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Everything any politician ever says. I can't point out specific words because they use words that are fine on their own, but somehow when combined in that magical formula that only a politician can concoct, they generate an impenetrable field of bullshit. Every time I hear another UN Security Council "resolution" that not only says nothing at all, but takes 35 pages of fine print to do it, suicide automatically moves up 3 slots on my list of vacation ideas.

Also,

"literally" when you don't really mean it. "I literally shit my pants." I hope not...
"exetra" - No. It's two words. "et cetera." Besides that, it's Latin, which puts it way out of your league: just don't try to use it.
"for real" - Just shut up right fucking now.

And misusing figures of speech and other word combinations:

"use to/suppose to" - No, moron. That doesn't make any sense. It's "used to."
"would/could/should of" - Fuck you. Die. Don't you even think about what you're saying or writing?
"myriad of X" - Myriad already means "a large quantity of." Don't add another of. It makes you look you were home-schooled in Kansas.

[Xooxe]

ROBUST.

I've started seeing that one in politics a lot recently. Used as icing to sell a plan of action.

[BabylonHoruv]

If terrorism = things we don't like then, socialism = policies we don't understand?

Socialism = things my boss doesn't like.

Socialism = Policies that don't favor white supremacy?

um, you forgot national socialism.

[BabylonHoruv]

Here's my new least favorite word:

OFFICLE

in October, our office is being redesigned. Everybody's cubicle is being replaced by an officle. What the fuck is that, you ask? IT'S NOT A CUBICLE, IT'S NOT AN OFFICE! Actually, it IS a cubicle but there's a sliding shower door, and little plastic windows so you can get a nice view of the hall.

"OFFICLE". say it out loud, it'll stick in your throat.  And if anybody hears you say it, they'll smack you upside the head.

Should be pronounced orifice.

[Juana]

Orifice
maxillofacial
farce
ru-ut (how my stepfather, an otherwise articulate man, says "root")
Moist
Lip
wig
"an historical" (do you say "it's an his" when you mean "it's a his" as in "a his and hers"? NO YOU DON'T)
glower
"sick" when used to describe something as awesome. UGH

[BluTakDuck]

Moist LipWig sounds like some sort of victorian hip hop star.

MC Moist LipWig.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Moist LipWig sounds like some sort of victorian hip hop star.

MC Moist LipWig.

[Triple Zero]

ROBUST.

I've started seeing that one in politics a lot recently. Used as icing to sell a plan of action.

It helps if you imagine the word to be a portmanteau for ROBOTIC BREASTS.

[BluTakDuck]

ROBUST.

I've started seeing that one in politics a lot recently. Used as icing to sell a plan of action.

It helps if you imagine the word to be a portmanteau for ROBOTIC BREASTS.

like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL-BOjok3DE

[Freeky]

Moist LipWig sounds like some sort of victorian hip hop star.

MC Moist LipWig.

Moist von Lipwig

Just gonna leave this here.