"Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I try to ignore the insane until they're either immanently dangerous or just really amusing. But yeah, the anti-intellectual and anti-scientific tendencies in the USA can be pretty disappointing, especially considering how many other countries are not encountering these problems. Canada's looking mighty sexy from here.

Then you haven't been in Ontario recently.

[Luna]

Herman Cain.

"I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign," Cain tells the audience. "She said, 'He's from Lebanon.' Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, 'Don't worry, Mr. Cain, he's a Christian from Lebanon.'"

"Hallelujah!" Cain says. "Thank God!"

He tells this story.  In public.  More than once.

[Phox]

Herman Cain.

"I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign," Cain tells the audience. "She said, 'He's from Lebanon.' Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, 'Don't worry, Mr. Cain, he's a Christian from Lebanon.'"

"Hallelujah!" Cain says. "Thank God!"

He tells this story.  In public.  More than once.

Okay, Luna, you are responsible for calling the hospital. I need to get this self-inflicted head trauma taken care of.

[Luna]

Herman Cain.

"I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign," Cain tells the audience. "She said, 'He's from Lebanon.' Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, 'Don't worry, Mr. Cain, he's a Christian from Lebanon.'"

"Hallelujah!" Cain says. "Thank God!"

He tells this story.  In public.  More than once.

Okay, Luna, you are responsible for calling the hospital. I need to get this self-inflicted head trauma taken care of.

Do you need a Christian doctor? 

[Phox]

Herman Cain.

"I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign," Cain tells the audience. "She said, 'He's from Lebanon.' Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, 'Don't worry, Mr. Cain, he's a Christian from Lebanon.'"

"Hallelujah!" Cain says. "Thank God!"

He tells this story.  In public.  More than once.

Okay, Luna, you are responsible for calling the hospital. I need to get this self-inflicted head trauma taken care of.

Do you need a Christian doctor? 

Yes, and make sure he's from Islamabad.

[Luna]

Herman Cain.

"I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign," Cain tells the audience. "She said, 'He's from Lebanon.' Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, 'Don't worry, Mr. Cain, he's a Christian from Lebanon.'"

"Hallelujah!" Cain says. "Thank God!"

He tells this story.  In public.  More than once.

Okay, Luna, you are responsible for calling the hospital. I need to get this self-inflicted head trauma taken care of.

Do you need a Christian doctor? 

Yes, and make sure he's from Islamabad.

I'm on it.  You may need to travel a bit, however, but, no worries...

You have a passport, right?

[Jenne]

The Birther Queen is back.

Orly Taitz has filed a complaint in New Hampshire to remove Obama from the presidential ballot, challenging his citizenship. 

http://www.concordmonitor.com/article/293101/birther-challenges-obama

O GOOD GAWD.  That crazynutjobtwunt really has a one-track mind, don't she?

[Jenne]

The Birther Queen is back.

Orly Taitz has filed a complaint in New Hampshire to remove Obama from the presidential ballot, challenging his citizenship. 

http://www.concordmonitor.com/article/293101/birther-challenges-obama

Y'know.. I just realized that she's getting a shitload of money from someone to pull these media stunts in which a small % of her fee is funneled into frivolous motions, and contempt of court charges (which if the court knew of in advance would constitute ???.. not bribery exactly).

Still, someone just needs to punch her in the taco and tell her to get a new gig already.

[Juana]

Herman Cain.

"I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign," Cain tells the audience. "She said, 'He's from Lebanon.' Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, 'Don't worry, Mr. Cain, he's a Christian from Lebanon.'"

"Hallelujah!" Cain says. "Thank God!"

He tells this story.  In public.  More than once.

He should fire his handlers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Herman Cain.

"I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign—not that I had anything against foreign doctors—but it sounded too foreign," Cain tells the audience. "She said, 'He's from Lebanon.' Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, 'Don't worry, Mr. Cain, he's a Christian from Lebanon.'"

"Hallelujah!" Cain says. "Thank God!"

He tells this story.  In public.  More than once.

He should fire his handlers.

Wowwwwww.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hes only there to make teabaggers look open minded about people with permatans.

[Triple Zero]

Can't those stupid wingnuts just LET THIS THREAD DIE already!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Can't those stupid wingnuts just LET THIS THREAD DIE already!!

No Trip, that would be UNAMERICAN.

[kingyak]

In order to stand out against the other GOP candidates, Gingrich had to dig deep into the crazy mines:
1. Fire unionized janitors.
2. Put poo kids to work.
3. PROFIT!!!!!

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/11/19/newt-gingrich-calls-for-end-of-child-labor-laws/

[Luna]

Congresswoman Vicky Hartzler (R-MO) is apparently very sure of the government's position on faith, or at least what she thinks the government's position SHOULD be:

Hartzler: I agree, I think so. Christianity is the main religion in our country and as a policy for the Department of Defense we need to defend the practice of religion but we do not have to obligate taxpayer funds to facilitate or accommodate it or pay for it.

Perkins: Is it the government's role to try to put all religions on the same plane?

Hartzler: No, it's not their role at all. Their role is to facilitate basic policy for our country and to not to try to lift up one religion over the other, they should be defending the basic rights that we have, that freedom of religion here, and certainly not facilitating or accommodating fringe religions, it's crazy.

What the Representative for the 4th district of the state of Missouri is upset about is that the Air Force Academy, which spent  3.5 million dollars on the Cadet Chapel for the Christian cadets, dared to spend 80 thousand dollars on a pagan worship center on campus.