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Started by Cain, December 08, 2009, 09:34:08 PM

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Juana

#885
December 12, 2011, 07:01:51 PM
:lulz: I have a special folder for my grandmother and her husband's forwards. I empty it periodically after checking for lulz. If I didn't feel bad about horrifying my otherwise-favorite grandmother, I would do that in a heartbeat.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cramulus

#886
December 12, 2011, 07:33:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 06:52:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 12, 2011, 06:48:12 PM
I think Tea Party Nation should be evaluated by the FDA. It might be quite useful as a treatment for low-blood pressure.

I've been subscribed for a while now. I had to set up a filter so it didn't end up in my inbox... it was kind of like having bed bugs... in e-mail form.

I used to get shitty email forwards from all of my conservatard relatives, etc.

I then warned each one to take me off their mailing list.

They thought - having known me all of our lives, mind you - that it would be funny to ramp it up.  So I hit "reply to all" on each new email, and sent EVERYONE ON THEIR LIST (including them) our dear old friend Tubgirl.

Now I don't get any emails at all, which makes me happy.

Picasso : art :: Roger : trolling :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#887
December 12, 2011, 07:34:38 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 12, 2011, 07:33:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 06:52:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 12, 2011, 06:48:12 PM
I think Tea Party Nation should be evaluated by the FDA. It might be quite useful as a treatment for low-blood pressure.

I've been subscribed for a while now. I had to set up a filter so it didn't end up in my inbox... it was kind of like having bed bugs... in e-mail form.

I used to get shitty email forwards from all of my conservatard relatives, etc.

I then warned each one to take me off their mailing list.

They thought - having known me all of our lives, mind you - that it would be funny to ramp it up.  So I hit "reply to all" on each new email, and sent EVERYONE ON THEIR LIST (including them) our dear old friend Tubgirl.

Now I don't get any emails at all, which makes me happy.

Picasso : art :: Roger : trolling :lulz:

:thankyou:

Though I'm not sure that's trolling, so much as a retaliatory strike.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#888
December 12, 2011, 08:22:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2011, 06:52:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 12, 2011, 06:48:12 PM
I think Tea Party Nation should be evaluated by the FDA. It might be quite useful as a treatment for low-blood pressure.

I've been subscribed for a while now. I had to set up a filter so it didn't end up in my inbox... it was kind of like having bed bugs... in e-mail form.

I used to get shitty email forwards from all of my conservatard relatives, etc.

I then warned each one to take me off their mailing list.

They thought - having known me all of our lives, mind you - that it would be funny to ramp it up.  So I hit "reply to all" on each new email, and sent EVERYONE ON THEIR LIST (including them) our dear old friend Tubgirl.

Now I don't get any emails at all, which makes me happy.


Ooooooooooh!

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#889
December 13, 2011, 10:52:35 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#890
December 14, 2011, 04:11:21 AM
WHAT. NO.


OTOH, this means the American part of the internet at large will be displeased. Which is good.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#891
December 14, 2011, 04:13:03 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on December 14, 2011, 04:11:21 AM
WHAT. NO.


OTOH, this means the American part of the internet at large will be displeased. Which is good.

Santorum never stood a chance.  Dan Savage buried him.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#892
December 14, 2011, 04:21:20 AM
True. But this adds to it, if nothing else, right?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#893
December 14, 2011, 04:23:56 AM
Yeah, if only to let some of the others air THEIR positions on the subject.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#894
February 06, 2012, 02:33:43 PM
Kansas House Speaker asks GOP to pray for Obama's death.

QuoteO'Neal asked his fellow Republicans to pray Psalm 109... The relevant verse from Psalm 109 is considered a prayer for vengeance, a prayer for the death of a leader. The most damning part of the prayer is lines 7-12:

'When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labor.
Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favor his fatherless children.'

O'Neal forwarded the prayer with his own message:

"At last — I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Look it up — it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN? AMEN!!!!!!"

Freeky

#895
February 06, 2012, 07:05:31 PM
Wow.  :lulz:

LMNO

#896
February 06, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Technically, I think that's considered Treason.

Juana

#897
February 06, 2012, 07:50:58 PM
Holy shit.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#898
February 06, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 06, 2012, 02:33:43 PM
Kansas House Speaker asks GOP to pray for Obama's death.

QuoteO'Neal asked his fellow Republicans to pray Psalm 109... The relevant verse from Psalm 109 is considered a prayer for vengeance, a prayer for the death of a leader. The most damning part of the prayer is lines 7-12:

'When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labor.
Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favor his fatherless children.'

O'Neal forwarded the prayer with his own message:

"At last — I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Look it up — it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN? AMEN!!!!!!"

Just when I think they can't sink any lower.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#899
February 06, 2012, 08:18:23 PM
I've seen that as a bumper sticker a number of times since he was elected:

so, he was low, and unoriginal...
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