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Nigel, It's Time For A Sabbatical

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 10, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 10, 2009, 03:59:43 PM
I've been too busy, I think.  Posting here too much, working too much, spending too much time with the Tucson Cabal...I think I need a break.  So I'm gonna break up the Cabal into 8-9 smaller groups, and bugger off for two weeks, over Christmas.

I am going back to my people, Nigel.  I am going to spend the season in South Tucson, among the scum, where you always know where you stand...and I'm walking in and walking out.  I will be armed, of course (mostly for appearances' sake), and I shall bring my laptop (I will post results approximately "whenever I feel like it", but I will not be using the Jeep, nor will I bring a cell phone.  It's on foot or by bus, and I know just where to start.

I have found a group of tapeworm fetishists.  These are people who intentionally infest themselves with a tapeworm...some (mostly the women) for "weight issues", others for a Geiger-esque "I HAS A BUG IN ME" freakishness that both horrifies and fascinates me.  Don't worry, I won't be partaking...I am not, after all, Aini.  It's just that I reached the bottom of the rabbit hole...and found another hole.  I'm willing to be that these freaks will lead me to weirder freaks, and so on.

How deep does the craziness go?  Just how fucking weird does this town get?  There's only one way to find out, I think, so I am tramping off into the wilderness in search of the bottom of the bottom (We already know where the top of the bottom is, don't we?), because it turns out that the freaks I have already describes are just the bottom of the top.

If I don't come back, send H.M. Stanley after me, with a bottle of Niclosamide and a bunch of porters armed with cricket bats.  Lots and lots of cricket bats.

Or Kill Me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1
December 10, 2009, 04:17:03 PM
I saw that you called me last night. I hope everything is cool.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#2
December 10, 2009, 04:20:26 PM
Something something something something monsters. Something something become a monster.

   -Nietzsche

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 10, 2009, 04:25:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 04:17:03 PM
I saw that you called me last night. I hope everything is cool.

Yeah, everything is great...I was just bursting to tell someone about those fetishists.

Wound up babbling at Richter for a while.  It was just too fucking far out to keep to myself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 10, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 10, 2009, 04:20:26 PM
Something something something something monsters. Something something become a monster.

   -Nietzsche



Yeah, and he's dead now, so how smart was he?  Huh?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#5
December 10, 2009, 04:31:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 04:25:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 04:17:03 PM
I saw that you called me last night. I hope everything is cool.

Yeah, everything is great...I was just bursting to tell someone about those fetishists.

Wound up babbling at Richter for a while.  It was just too fucking far out to keep to myself.

Damnit. Sorry. I work nights now so I couldn't take the call. :(
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 10, 2009, 04:32:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 04:31:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 04:25:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 10, 2009, 04:17:03 PM
I saw that you called me last night. I hope everything is cool.

Yeah, everything is great...I was just bursting to tell someone about those fetishists.

Wound up babbling at Richter for a while.  It was just too fucking far out to keep to myself.

Damnit. Sorry. I work nights now so I couldn't take the call. :(

S'okay.  I would have texted you this amazing shit, but I was driving to the morgue.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#7
December 10, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
People intentionally giving themselves worms?

I'm sure there is weirder shit out there, but that seriously tips my fuckedupshit-o-meter.

I would say be careful, but you know that already, so I'll just tell you to have fun and keep a good record to report back to us!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
December 10, 2009, 04:43:16 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 10, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
People intentionally giving themselves worms?

I'm sure there is weirder shit out there, but that seriously tips my fuckedupshit-o-meter.

I would say be careful, but you know that already, so I'll just tell you to have fun and keep a good record to report back to us!!

I'd yell "EXCELSIOR", but I'm not heading up.  What's Latin for "to the bottom", again? 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#9
December 10, 2009, 04:46:28 PM
some parasitic worms supress your immune system, thus helping with allergies.
dont get too many though, they'll pop out of your ass every once in a while and it itches like a motherfucker.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 10, 2009, 04:47:57 PM
Quote from: Regret on December 10, 2009, 04:46:28 PM
some parasitic worms supress your immune system, thus helping with allergies.
dont get too many though, they'll pop out of your ass every once in a while and it itches like a motherfucker.

I don't plan on getting any.  Think of me as an untrained anthropologist that hates everyone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#11
December 10, 2009, 04:54:57 PM
AD FUNDUM!

Dysfunctional Cunt

#12
December 10, 2009, 04:55:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 04:43:16 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 10, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
People intentionally giving themselves worms?

I'm sure there is weirder shit out there, but that seriously tips my fuckedupshit-o-meter.

I would say be careful, but you know that already, so I'll just tell you to have fun and keep a good record to report back to us!!

I'd yell "EXCELSIOR", but I'm not heading up.  What's Latin for "to the bottom", again?  

ad fundum - per wikipedia  :lulz:

And call me the worrywart, but be careful....   :evil:


Quote from: Regret on December 10, 2009, 04:46:28 PM
some parasitic worms supress your immune system, thus helping with allergies.
dont get too many though, they'll pop out of your ass every once in a while and it itches like a motherfucker.

I honestly didn't need to know that!

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
December 10, 2009, 04:55:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 10, 2009, 04:54:57 PM
AD FUNDUM!

Thank you, M. Freeky.  That is my new battle cry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#14
December 10, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
Or, umquam pessum!
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