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Nigel, It's Time For A Sabbatical

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 10, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

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Kai

#15
December 10, 2009, 05:00:14 PM
I'm totally gonna yell AD FUNDUM whenever things start getting really weird.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#16
December 10, 2009, 05:00:35 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 10, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
Or, umquam pessum!

Ad Fundum has a better ring to it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#17
December 10, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
It all sounds like a cross between Coustaeu and DeSade.  

Don't let the freaks eat you, we need to hear about this when you're back!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
December 10, 2009, 05:01:28 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 10, 2009, 05:00:14 PM
I'm totally gonna yell AD FUNDUM whenever things start getting really weird.
Then start hollering...because things really ARE that weird, but most people don't see it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
December 10, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 10, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
It all sounds like a cross between Coustaeu and DeSade.  

Don't let the freaks eat you, we need to hear about this when you're back!

If I start narrating in a French accent, you WILL kill me.  End of story.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
December 10, 2009, 05:02:41 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 10, 2009, 04:55:27 PM
And call me the worrywart, but be careful....   :evil:

Careful is the enemy of Truth.  And fun.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#21
December 10, 2009, 05:06:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 10, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
It all sounds like a cross between Coustaeu and DeSade.  

Don't let the freaks eat you, we need to hear about this when you're back!

If I start narrating in a French accent, you WILL kill me.  End of story.

"Ahnd beehind zees allleyvay, vee catch a gleempse of zee Peeg Boohtom.  A strahngeh deenizen of ze pervertehd deehp who tahkes zee mottoh 'AD FUNDUM', wiz a mohst unfortunate tranzlatione."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#22
December 10, 2009, 05:06:43 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 10, 2009, 05:06:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 10, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
It all sounds like a cross between Coustaeu and DeSade.  

Don't let the freaks eat you, we need to hear about this when you're back!

If I start narrating in a French accent, you WILL kill me.  End of story.

"Ahnd beehind zees allleyvay, vee catch a gleempse of zee Peeg Boohtom.  A strahngeh deenizen of ze pervertehd deehp who tahkes zee mottoh 'AD FUNDUM', wiz a mohst unfortunate tranzlatione."

:crankey: and :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
December 10, 2009, 06:47:48 PM
Bump for Nigel.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
December 10, 2009, 06:53:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 03:59:43 PM
I've been too busy, I think.  Posting here too much, working too much, spending too much time with the Tucson Cabal...I think I need a break.  So I'm gonna break up the Cabal into 8-9 smaller groups, and bugger off for two weeks, over Christmas.

I am going back to my people, Nigel.  I am going to spend the season in South Tucson, among the scum, where you always know where you stand...and I'm walking in and walking out.  I will be armed, of course (mostly for appearances' sake), and I shall bring my laptop (I will post results approximately "whenever I feel like it", but I will not be using the Jeep, nor will I bring a cell phone.  It's on foot or by bus, and I know just where to start.

I have found a group of tapeworm fetishists.  These are people who intentionally infest themselves with a tapeworm...some (mostly the women) for "weight issues", others for a Geiger-esque "I HAS A BUG IN ME" freakishness that both horrifies and fascinates me.  Don't worry, I won't be partaking...I am not, after all, Aini.  It's just that I reached the bottom of the rabbit hole...and found another hole.  I'm willing to be that these freaks will lead me to weirder freaks, and so on.

How deep does the craziness go?  Just how fucking weird does this town get?  There's only one way to find out, I think, so I am tramping off into the wilderness in search of the bottom of the bottom (We already know where the top of the bottom is, don't we?), because it turns out that the freaks I have already describes are just the bottom of the top.

If I don't come back, send H.M. Stanley after me, with a bottle of Niclosamide and a bunch of porters armed with cricket bats.  Lots and lots of cricket bats.

Or Kill Me.

TAPEWORM FETISH???  :x :x :x :x

Be careful out there, Roger. Wash your hands, and try not to eat anything you haven't seen boiling.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#25
December 10, 2009, 06:55:31 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 10, 2009, 06:53:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2009, 03:59:43 PM
I've been too busy, I think.  Posting here too much, working too much, spending too much time with the Tucson Cabal...I think I need a break.  So I'm gonna break up the Cabal into 8-9 smaller groups, and bugger off for two weeks, over Christmas.

I am going back to my people, Nigel.  I am going to spend the season in South Tucson, among the scum, where you always know where you stand...and I'm walking in and walking out.  I will be armed, of course (mostly for appearances' sake), and I shall bring my laptop (I will post results approximately "whenever I feel like it", but I will not be using the Jeep, nor will I bring a cell phone.  It's on foot or by bus, and I know just where to start.

I have found a group of tapeworm fetishists.  These are people who intentionally infest themselves with a tapeworm...some (mostly the women) for "weight issues", others for a Geiger-esque "I HAS A BUG IN ME" freakishness that both horrifies and fascinates me.  Don't worry, I won't be partaking...I am not, after all, Aini.  It's just that I reached the bottom of the rabbit hole...and found another hole.  I'm willing to be that these freaks will lead me to weirder freaks, and so on.

How deep does the craziness go?  Just how fucking weird does this town get?  There's only one way to find out, I think, so I am tramping off into the wilderness in search of the bottom of the bottom (We already know where the top of the bottom is, don't we?), because it turns out that the freaks I have already describes are just the bottom of the top.

If I don't come back, send H.M. Stanley after me, with a bottle of Niclosamide and a bunch of porters armed with cricket bats.  Lots and lots of cricket bats.

Or Kill Me.

TAPEWORM FETISH???  :x :x :x :x

Be careful out there, Roger. Wash your hands, and try not to eat anything you haven't seen boiling.

Hell, yes.  I'm not eating anything around any of them, period.  I will also refrain from using any bathrooms (will shit over balconies, etc).  I am not at all bothered by my insensitivity to their "lifestyle".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#26
December 10, 2009, 07:56:41 PM
Wow ... amazing find Roger, hope you enjoy yourself :)

BTW, ad fundum is a (students?) drinking term for when you empty your glass in one go. Also "He pulled an ad."

But I think I like your new usage of the term better :-)
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The Good Reverend Roger

#27
December 10, 2009, 07:58:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 10, 2009, 07:56:41 PM
Wow ... amazing find Roger, hope you enjoy yourself :)

BTW, ad fundum is a (students?) drinking term for when you empty your glass in one go. Also "He pulled an ad."

But I think I like your new usage of the term better :-)

There must be a bottom.  Despite the dangers of decompression sickness, I shall find it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#28
December 10, 2009, 08:03:34 PM
It's not quite 40 days and 40 nights hangin' with Satan, but you live in a desert, so I guess I'll let it go.

Have fun Roger!

BabylonHoruv

#29
December 11, 2009, 01:39:27 AM
This is awesome.  I hope we will get a detailed description of the tapeworm fetishists and the even weirder whatevers you end up encountering.  I for one will be very patient waiting for it though since I know part of the point is not spending so much time writing the brilliant rants and whatnots that you write.
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