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Luna

#60
April 06, 2011, 04:21:05 PM
Damn, I gotta find a free week to get over there...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#61
April 06, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
I wanna go there and say something like "WAIT!  I thought you guys played football...Those guys are playing soccer which is for girls."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#62
April 06, 2011, 04:27:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
I wanna go there and say something like "WAIT!  I thought you guys played football...Those guys are playing soccer which is for girls."

that would reduce your survival rate some, Roger, I would not advise this course of action.

The Good Reverend Roger

#63
April 06, 2011, 04:28:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on April 06, 2011, 04:27:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
I wanna go there and say something like "WAIT!  I thought you guys played football...Those guys are playing soccer which is for girls."

that would reduce your survival rate some, Roger, I would not advise this course of action.

It's all part of my Ugly American Tourist Or Kill Me program.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#64
April 06, 2011, 04:31:45 PM
British football is for girls but most scots disagree with me on this. American football is slightly less for girls but seriously - helmets? Body armour? Would they fall to bits if they weren't wearing that and a rugby player slipped his chains and charged into them thinking the ball was the right shape?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#65
April 06, 2011, 04:33:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 04:31:45 PM
British football is for girls but most scots disagree with me on this. American football is slightly less for girls but seriously - helmets? Body armour? Would they fall to bits if they weren't wearing that and a rugby player slipped his chains and charged into them thinking the ball was the right shape?

Oh, no argument.  I was just getting my line ready for accidentally all over Aberdeen or Glasgow.  I figure if I get killed on day one, I won't use as much vacation time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#66
April 06, 2011, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 04:31:45 PM
British football is for girls but most scots disagree with me on this. American football is slightly less for girls but seriously - helmets? Body armour? Would they fall to bits if they weren't wearing that and a rugby player slipped his chains and charged into them thinking the ball was the right shape?

Don't look at me, I wear a helmet because the people *I* play with are, in fact, swinging either sticks or swords at my cranium.  (Wish a couple more shots last night had been aimed at my head, got some beautiful bruises forming on my arms... and one in the bikini area that we won't discuss.  And, NO, you can't have pics.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

P3nT4gR4m

#67
April 06, 2011, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 04:31:45 PM
British football is for girls but most scots disagree with me on this. American football is slightly less for girls but seriously - helmets? Body armour? Would they fall to bits if they weren't wearing that and a rugby player slipped his chains and charged into them thinking the ball was the right shape?

Don't look at me, I wear a helmet because the people *I* play with are, in fact, swinging either sticks or swords at my cranium.  (Wish a couple more shots last night had been aimed at my head, got some beautiful bruises forming on my arms... and one in the bikini area that we won't discuss.  And, NO, you can't have pics.

Then it nevar happened!  :argh!:

(I don't make the rules)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#68
April 06, 2011, 06:46:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 04:33:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 04:31:45 PM
British football is for girls but most scots disagree with me on this. American football is slightly less for girls but seriously - helmets? Body armour? Would they fall to bits if they weren't wearing that and a rugby player slipped his chains and charged into them thinking the ball was the right shape?

Oh, no argument.  I was just getting my line ready for accidentally all over Aberdeen or Glasgow.  I figure if I get killed on day one, I won't use as much vacation time.

Glasgow then.

On an Old Firm match day.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#69
April 06, 2011, 06:51:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 06, 2011, 06:46:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2011, 04:33:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 04:31:45 PM
British football is for girls but most scots disagree with me on this. American football is slightly less for girls but seriously - helmets? Body armour? Would they fall to bits if they weren't wearing that and a rugby player slipped his chains and charged into them thinking the ball was the right shape?

Oh, no argument.  I was just getting my line ready for accidentally all over Aberdeen or Glasgow.  I figure if I get killed on day one, I won't use as much vacation time.

Glasgow then.

On an Old Firm match day.
:lulz:

Luna

#70
April 06, 2011, 06:57:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 04:37:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 06, 2011, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 06, 2011, 04:31:45 PM
British football is for girls but most scots disagree with me on this. American football is slightly less for girls but seriously - helmets? Body armour? Would they fall to bits if they weren't wearing that and a rugby player slipped his chains and charged into them thinking the ball was the right shape?

Don't look at me, I wear a helmet because the people *I* play with are, in fact, swinging either sticks or swords at my cranium.  (Wish a couple more shots last night had been aimed at my head, got some beautiful bruises forming on my arms... and one in the bikini area that we won't discuss.  And, NO, you can't have pics.

Then it nevar happened!  :argh!:

(I don't make the rules)

Fine, here ya go.



Heh, it picked up more color since I looked at it last night.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

#71
October 10, 2011, 09:03:47 PM
BUMP

Payne

#72
October 10, 2011, 09:22:54 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on December 17, 2009, 11:04:28 PM
17. Any grudges will be held close to the heart at all times and thrust into your back at the earliest convenience.

Manifestos, ITT.

Doktor Howl

#73
October 10, 2011, 09:27:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 09:22:54 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on December 17, 2009, 11:04:28 PM
17. Any grudges will be held close to the heart at all times and thrust into your back at the earliest convenience.

Manifestos, ITT.

:lulz:

At least he didn't go on and on about it, like the Unibomber (until he did it, then he wouldn't shut up).  Christ, who wants to read 50 pages of why a fucker's gonna do something?  This may be the only thing CU ever did right.
Molon Lube

Payne

#74
October 10, 2011, 09:32:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 09:27:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 10, 2011, 09:22:54 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on December 17, 2009, 11:04:28 PM
17. Any grudges will be held close to the heart at all times and thrust into your back at the earliest convenience.

Manifestos, ITT.

:lulz:

At least he didn't go on and on about it, like the Unibomber (until he did it, then he wouldn't shut up).  Christ, who wants to read 50 pages of why a fucker's gonna do something?  This may be the only thing CU ever did right.

:lulz:
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