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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Elder Iptuous

"well, you should have had the presence of mind to call shotgun, then!"

"so, that's how you keep getting skidmarks on your bloomers!"

before there was fuckingmachines.com, there was....

Vaudeville Vigilante

"Are you sure we're doing it right?  I'm getting tired."

AFK

"I think you need tires with a greater tread depth.  These ones just don't do the trick at all."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Bu🤠ns

The early attempts at a Véhicule à trois usually ended up in awkward feelings, jealousy and a blown gasket.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

"....and it gets 7 miles to the gallon.  I don't know HOW they do it."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Eater of Clowns

Abortions in Health Care Crisis America.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

AFK

"Does this spare tire make me look fat?"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

"Congratulations!  It's a Chevy!"

P3nT4gR4m

Arthur of course denied engineering the whole situation but Betsy didn't believe him for one minute.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

"I'll be right with you honey, first I need to get the jack off."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bruno

Hey, it's the 1900's and there's hardly anybody here. You think could spread those a little wider, 23skidoo?

Seriously, there's like two billion, max. You have any idea what that's doing to the real estate market? It's for the economy!
Formerly something else...