SHUT UP, CHICKENS

[E.O.T.]

EITHER

          Wow, sure, I'll do whatever you say.

OR

          EITHER/OR x(times) a kazillion

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

They are so happy when they have eaten meat. You can tell they want it; it's evident in the way they eye the squirrels.

[E.O.T.]

They are so happy when they have eaten meat. You can tell they want it; it's evident in the way they eye the squirrels.

EITHER

          Have you seen that hitchdick movie, 'the birds'?

OR

          What's good for the goose...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know what kind of retard hippie bullshit you have been reading, but chickens can totally eat meat. What do you think bugs are? Chickens are naturally omnivorous. And while you can't put meat scraps in your compost, there is no conceivable reason that I have ever read, not to give them to the ladies and then put their crapped-up bedding in the compost.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Plus, making sure they get enough protein helps prevent noxious behaviors like feather-picking and egg-eating.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Notice his name: E.O.T.

It shouldn't be a surprise if he kills threads, or shits on them

[E.O.T.]

Plus, making sure they get enough protein helps prevent noxious behaviors like feather-picking and egg-eating.

EITHER

          Call the farm-store, girlfriend. Whether crapped out your fine booty or that of an auumericauuna, one does not waant meat shit in thine garden. It creates carniverous plants for goodness sake!!

OR

          Yes, well, I only read 'hemp woven thong monthly' for ALL of my info. My chickens are all stoned and shit beatles 45's.

[the last yatto]

i feed my Nymphicus hollandicus some Gallus gallus domesticus eggs for breakfast

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

         Yes, well, I only read 'hemp woven thong monthly' for ALL of my info. My chickens are all stoned and shit beatles 45's.

I hope you're eBaying those.

You don't want the crap of carnivores in your garden, but giving omnivores treats of meat does not magically give them carnivore poop, or you couldn't use the crap of any free-ranging chicken. They eat anything that moves; including mice if they can catch them. And THAT thought actually is kind of gross.

Practical Poultry-Farming by L.M. Hurd says:

"The steady use of some form of animal protein such as milk products, meat scraps, tankage or fish meal cannot be too strongly emphasized."

Read the ingredients on your organic Cascade layer mash. It's not vegetarian.

[E.O.T.]

          Yes, well, I only read 'hemp woven thong monthly' for ALL of my info. My chickens are all stoned and shit beatles 45's.

I hope you're eBaying those.

You don't want the crap of carnivores in your garden, but giving omnivores treats of meat does not magically give them carnivore poop, or you couldn't use the crap of any free-ranging chicken. They eat anything that moves; including mice if they can catch them. And THAT thought actually is kind of gross.

Practical Poultry-Farming by L.M. Hurd says:

"The steady use of some form of animal protein such as milk products, meat scraps, tankage or fish meal cannot be too strongly emphasized."

Read the ingredients on your organic Cascade layer mash. It's not vegetarian.

EITHER

          Thou hast shown'th me the way of moderation in chicken feed

OR

          They're strictly feeding on tankage now. Dried animal residues, mmm. Scraped from a tank, nonetheless.

[hooplala]

what is with your either/or in every post. its annoying. stop.

Agreed.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

what is with your either/or in every post. its annoying. stop.

Agreed.

Although I find it easy to ignore, it does bother people enough that I was thinking about implementing it over at Satanspace.

[LMNO]

I'll agree it's a good way to annoy a lot of people very quickly without "violating" any posting rules someone might have.

So, E.O.T.: You've made your point.  Now, cut it out.

[hooplala]

what is with your either/or in every post. its annoying. stop.

Agreed.

Although I find it easy to ignore, it does bother people enough that I was thinking about implementing it over at Satanspace.

Love.  It.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

          Yes, well, I only read 'hemp woven thong monthly' for ALL of my info. My chickens are all stoned and shit beatles 45's.

I hope you're eBaying those.

You don't want the crap of carnivores in your garden, but giving omnivores treats of meat does not magically give them carnivore poop, or you couldn't use the crap of any free-ranging chicken. They eat anything that moves; including mice if they can catch them. And THAT thought actually is kind of gross.

Practical Poultry-Farming by L.M. Hurd says:

"The steady use of some form of animal protein such as milk products, meat scraps, tankage or fish meal cannot be too strongly emphasized."

Read the ingredients on your organic Cascade layer mash. It's not vegetarian.

EITHER

          Thou hast shown'th me the way of moderation in chicken feed

OR

          They're strictly feeding on tankage now. Dried animal residues, mmm. Scraped from a tank, nonetheless.

?