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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#105
January 05, 2010, 09:05:17 AM
GIMME!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

E.O.T.

#106
January 05, 2010, 09:26:37 AM
EITHER

          May I be deemed worthy, oh rain dog, with nothing more as witness to my service than my few, meager acts of hybris?

OR

          The goddess has a 'rain god'? Is that like, a setting on her vibrator or something?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

The Johnny

#107
January 05, 2010, 09:34:59 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 05, 2010, 09:26:37 AM
EITHER

          May I be deemed worthy, oh rain dog, with nothing more as witness to my service than my few, meager acts of hybris?

OR

          The goddess has a 'rain god'? Is that like, a setting on her vibrator or something?

WE DEMAND A SACRIFICE FOR THIS OFFENSE, MORTAL !
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#108
January 05, 2010, 11:16:21 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 05, 2010, 08:40:45 AM
Am I too late for the party?

"Semi-transparent meat cannon target acquisition system."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#109
January 05, 2010, 11:17:59 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 09:05:17 AM
GIMME!

"Northern Prairie Squid Insertion Assbag."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#110
January 05, 2010, 11:18:40 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 05, 2010, 09:26:37 AM
EITHER

          May I be deemed worthy, oh rain dog, with nothing more as witness to my service than my few, meager acts of hybris?

OR

          The goddess has a 'rain god'? Is that like, a setting on her vibrator or something?

1.  Let me ask the dog.  Oh, whoops, he can't talk.

2.  Jesus, I hope so.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#111
January 05, 2010, 11:49:07 AM
Quote from: BAI on January 05, 2010, 11:41:47 AM
:argh!: do your worst !

"Horrendous foreign love stoat of the post-singularity intertubes."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Vaudeville Vigilante

#112
January 05, 2010, 02:50:14 PM
We are not much acquainted, but if something comes to you Holy Man, I'd be much obliged.

AFK

#113
January 05, 2010, 02:57:35 PM
I'm game. Hit me!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pariah

#114
January 05, 2010, 03:04:39 PM
I don't want to go to hell. I NEED THE HOLY NOW!
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#117
January 05, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
Quote from: Vaudeville Vigilante on January 05, 2010, 02:50:14 PM
We are not much acquainted, but if something comes to you Holy Man, I'd be much obliged.

"Hopping Mad Love Swami of Perversion."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#118
January 05, 2010, 03:55:36 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 05, 2010, 02:57:35 PM
I'm game. Hit me!

"Demented Stain on the Escutcheon of Humanity Itself."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#119
January 05, 2010, 03:56:47 PM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 05, 2010, 03:04:39 PM
I don't want to go to hell. I NEED THE HOLY NOW!

"Circle Jerk Sexcrime Investigator of the Blathernet."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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