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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#135
January 05, 2010, 06:36:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?

The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.

Google images will tell you all you need to know.

As long as the ghost of Anton LaVey gets to jizz on my tits I'll be a happy man

Um, whatever makes you happy.  I was gonna give you Mansfield's ghost, but LaVey works too, I guess.

Bigger tit :rimshot:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#136
January 05, 2010, 06:38:14 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 06:36:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?

The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.

Google images will tell you all you need to know.

As long as the ghost of Anton LaVey gets to jizz on my tits I'll be a happy man

Um, whatever makes you happy.  I was gonna give you Mansfield's ghost, but LaVey works too, I guess.

Bigger tit :rimshot:

That's gonna cost you 10 years in purge-atory.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Subtract Eight!

#137
January 05, 2010, 06:40:06 PM
give it to me

baudy and fabulouuus
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

The Good Reverend Roger

#138
January 05, 2010, 06:42:31 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on January 05, 2010, 06:40:06 PM
give it to me

baudy and fabulouuus

"Greasy Mongol Love Polyp."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dimocritus

#139
January 05, 2010, 07:15:36 PM
Ooh. Yes, please.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

The Good Reverend Roger

#140
January 05, 2010, 08:39:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on January 05, 2010, 07:15:36 PM
Ooh. Yes, please.

"Tibetian Testicle Llama of Contagion."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#141
January 05, 2010, 09:12:16 PM
I am in desperate need of a holy title.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#142
January 05, 2010, 09:47:13 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 05, 2010, 09:12:16 PM
I am in desperate need of a holy title.

"Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#143
January 05, 2010, 09:51:45 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Chief Uwachiquen

#144
January 06, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Hit it, Rain God. I want one.

The Good Reverend Roger

#145
January 06, 2010, 12:38:33 AM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 06, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Hit it, Rain God. I want one.

Horrendous Pimp of Filthy Public Restrooms.

ETA:  My daughter gave you that one.  Thank her, please.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chief Uwachiquen

#146
January 06, 2010, 12:50:20 AM
 :lulz: Your daughter is awesome. Thank her kindly for me.

The Good Reverend Roger

#147
January 06, 2010, 12:57:01 AM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 06, 2010, 12:50:20 AM
:lulz: Your daughter is awesome. Thank her kindly for me.

Where does she get that stuff?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

rygD

#148
January 06, 2010, 02:08:28 AM
What the fuck is this shit?
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

The Good Reverend Roger

#149
January 06, 2010, 02:29:41 AM
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:08:28 AM
What the fuck is this shit?

Holy name dispensing.  You ask, you get, you put in your "personal text" box in your profile, you don't go to hell.

I fail to see how hard this is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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