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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves!  those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....

I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

There has to be some sort of connection between the Holy Name and the person. "Wrathful Collection of Knobby Bits™" is scarily appropriate, although HOW exactly Roger knows that my bones jut out from my skin in funny places (for example, my shoulder blades are barely attached to my body) is a bit mysterious. I'll chalk it up to divine knowledge and leave it at that.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2010, 06:27:37 PM
There has to be some sort of connection between the Holy Name and the person. "Wrathful Collection of Knobby Bits™" is scarily appropriate, although HOW exactly Roger knows that my bones jut out from my skin in funny places (for example, my shoulder blades are barely attached to my body) is a bit mysterious. I'll chalk it up to divine knowledge and leave it at that.

We Rain Gods™ are known for that.

I am also like Cassandra, with gonads.  Nobody ever listens.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves!  those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....

I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".



Oh, no.  :x

I looked it up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves!  those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....

I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".



Oh, no.  :x

I looked it up.

Wait...There really IS one?  :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 06:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves!  those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....

I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".



Oh, no.  :x

I looked it up.

Wait...There really IS one?  :lulz:

Talk about "Cassandra with balls"... Even TGRR doesn't believe the shit he comes up with.

Jasper


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on January 13, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 06:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves!  those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....

I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".



Oh, no.  :x

I looked it up.

Wait...There really IS one?  :lulz:

Talk about "Cassandra with balls"... Even TGRR doesn't believe the shit he comes up with.

Sometimes the Truth is even too horrible for me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

I'm guessing that's something i don't want to look up on my work computador...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 06:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves!  those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....

I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".



Oh, no.  :x

I looked it up.

Wait...There really IS one?  :lulz:

No. There is something much worse, an "Electric Emasculator", for use in castrating bull calves.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Captain Utopia

QuoteYour search - "Electric Emasculator" youtube - did not match any documents.
:cry:

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2010, 06:27:37 PM
There has to be some sort of connection between the Holy Name and the person. "Wrathful Collection of Knobby Bits™" is scarily appropriate, although HOW exactly Roger knows that my bones jut out from my skin in funny places (for example, my shoulder blades are barely attached to my body) is a bit mysterious. I'll chalk it up to divine knowledge and leave it at that.

If that is true.....   

I have not been making the best of mine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 09:17:42 PM
QuoteYour search - "Electric Emasculator" youtube - did not match any documents.
:cry:

WHY? WHY would you look for a video of that?  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Captain Utopia

Troll-bomb material - think of all the vegans who would force themselves to watch to the end just so they could feel the requisite amount of self-righteous anger.

Jasper