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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#255
January 14, 2010, 05:26:08 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 10:44:00 PM
I have made a discovery.  It saddens me. 


http://www.mastainternational.com/Vet-cas.html

They have to do it somehow, you know.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#256
January 14, 2010, 05:28:13 AM
I always thought they just scalpels or something.  :x

NotPublished

#257
January 14, 2010, 05:36:18 AM
 :x
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Herbertina Merrique V

#258
January 21, 2010, 04:38:13 PM
Since everyone else has one and I want to be one of the cool kids, I can has holy name?
THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DISCORDIANS IMPROVE

Ask me anything. Or else.

The Good Reverend Roger

#259
January 22, 2010, 04:18:02 PM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on January 21, 2010, 04:38:13 PM
Since everyone else has one and I want to be one of the cool kids, I can has holy name?

"Partially-Automated Man Wrecker."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

notathing

#260
March 05, 2010, 07:32:56 AM
can I still get a holy name?  :?

even though you aren't a holy man now?

Remington

#261
March 05, 2010, 08:51:08 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 07:32:56 AM
can I still get a holy name?  :?

even though you aren't a holy man now?
IIRC Payne is the holy man.

But I'm not sure you want to be in debt to him for anything... before you know it, you'll be waking up drunk in a filthy alleyway in Edinborough with your left kidney gone.
Is it plugged in?

Rumckle

#262
March 05, 2010, 09:05:26 AM
 :? :?

But that's just a usual night out with Payne.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Payne

#263
March 05, 2010, 10:57:52 AM
Yeah it is, but it wouldn't be in this mythical land of "Edinborough" [For your failures Remington, I cast ye into the depths of Glasgow. On Derby Day. Wearing an English Football Team shirt...]

Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 07:32:56 AM
can I still get a holy name?  :?

even though you aren't a holy man now?

Distended Renal Projectile Launcher

Dimocritus

#264
March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Doktor Howl

#265
March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...

Greedy bastard.

Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.
Molon Lube

Remington

#266
March 05, 2010, 07:16:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 05, 2010, 10:57:52 AM
Yeah it is, but it wouldn't be in this mythical land of "Edinborough" [For your failures Remington, I cast ye into the depths of Glasgow. On Derby Day. Wearing an English Football Team shirt...]

I'll make the bastards fight for it.

Is it plugged in?

Dimocritus

#267
March 05, 2010, 07:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...

Greedy bastard.

Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.

Didn't say I would use it. What I have now is a one of a kind collectors item since the original producer is no longer making products. I would only need another one if I needed to sell the first one on E-bay.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Doktor Howl

#268
March 05, 2010, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...

Greedy bastard.

Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.

Didn't say I would use it. What I have now is a one of a kind collectors item since the original producer is no longer making products. I would only need another one if I needed to sell the first one on E-bay.

Enjoy going to hell.
Molon Lube

Dimocritus

#269
March 05, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...

Greedy bastard.

Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.

Didn't say I would use it. What I have now is a one of a kind collectors item since the original producer is no longer making products. I would only need another one if I needed to sell the first one on E-bay.

Enjoy going to hell.

:lulz:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"
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