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What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?

Started by hooplala, January 08, 2010, 05:09:24 PM

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#45
January 08, 2010, 08:49:09 PM
I think I could best a penguin at a match of fisticuffs.
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#46
January 08, 2010, 08:49:17 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 08, 2010, 05:41:18 PM

I think a giraffe; but i think it would take a while.

Those WoW giraffes are tough!

hooplala

#47
January 08, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.
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#48
January 08, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

Its either you or them, you existential hippie  :argh!:

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#49
January 08, 2010, 09:03:36 PM
I think fish should be fought in a pool or it doesn't count.  They would just flop around and die within 15 minutes or so.  Aquatic mammals would have to be up for discussion.  That is only fair.

Also, is any footwear allowed?  Because I have these 6 inch heels that are metal and.......

Richter

#50
January 08, 2010, 09:14:27 PM
Let me clarify; A pool of sufficent size for said animal to move freely and attack from all angles, with a 2 meter platform for the person fightign it.
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#51
January 08, 2010, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 08, 2010, 09:14:27 PM
Let me clarify; A pool of sufficent size for said animal to move freely and attack from all angles, with a 2 meter platform for the person fightign it.

See, now that would be fair.  Scary as shit, but fair.

I would prefer the damned rhino to a shark.....

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#52
January 08, 2010, 09:40:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

What if you're hungry?
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#53
January 08, 2010, 10:16:58 PM
this is what sarah palin would do....but with a gun

Cain

#54
January 08, 2010, 10:34:46 PM
A blue whale.

Because one, they're not very manouverable on land and two, their throat size is smaller than an orange, making it easy to suffocate.  God, I'm such a zoology geek.

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#56
January 08, 2010, 11:00:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2010, 10:34:46 PM
A blue whale.

Because one, they're not very manouverable on land and two, their throat size is smaller than an orange, making it easy to suffocate.  God, I'm such a zoology geek.

But they breathe through a blowhole. :?

Cain

#57
January 08, 2010, 11:01:19 PM
Not when I'm done with it, it wont.

rygD

#59
January 08, 2010, 11:14:50 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

I though it was clarified to "could kill" not would.

:rbtg:

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