How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible

[Freeky]

Take one can of tomato soup, andprepare as normal (add a can of water or milk or whatever). Heat, stirring constantly so the fucker doesn't scald. Add in sliced Kraft sandwich cheese and chunks of tomato, and salt to taste. continue heating on low until chese is melted.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I usually add a half cup of half and half and a half cup of water with some cracked black pepper, finely diced red onion, minced garlic and a wee bit of cilantro.
It works when you don't feel like actually cooking.

[Iason Ouabache]

There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

[Reginald Ret]

I usually add a half cup of half and half and a half cup of water with some cracked black pepper, finely diced red onion, minced garlic and a wee bit of cilantro.
It works when you don't feel like actually cooking.

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i cant figure out what it means?

[Triple Zero]

"half and half" is an american kind of culinary cream additive thing. like halfvolle slagroom, except in Fahrenheit.

[Freeky]

There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

This recipe says otherwise! Even you said it sounded good, you were just not brave enough to try.

[Freeky]

"half and half" is an american kind of culinary cream additive thing. like halfvolle slagroom, except in Fahrenheit.

Actually I think it's half cream half milk. But I could be mistaken.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

half and half is half cream

what I meant was to put a half of a cup in the soup.

[Freeky]

half and half is half cream

what I meant was to put a half of a cup in the soup.

I thought it was pretty clear what you meant, two half cup portions, one of half and half and one of water. But I can also read cookery like novels, so maybe that's just me...

[Triple Zero]

yes it is perfectly clear, unless you don't know that "half and half" is a cooking ingredient, then it looks like "a half cup of half and half and a half cup of" ... just a lot of half's

[NotPublished]

Reading that half and half business made me laugh out loud  

It does sound kind of tasty Freeky, but its still canned soup

[Freeky]

Reading that half and half business made me laugh out loud  

It does sound kind of tasty Freeky, but its still canned soup

I know. But check out the other tomato soup thread I made, its NOT canned. Promise. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

that was a lot of halfs

sounds kinda silly read out loud

[Freeky]

It did make me giggle a bit. 

[Iason Ouabache]

There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

This recipe says otherwise! Even you said it sounded good, you were just not brave enough to try.

Touche. I forgot the corollary that bacon makes everything taste better.