Chaos Alchemy: Laying the Black Egg

[Shit]

Go to the store and buy as much junk food as you can.  Spam, candy, pizza, leftover dumpster snacks, you name it.  Eat as much as you can.  Then when you poop it all out, you will create the most decadent black egg.  True alchemy.  Top it all off with some golden ambrosia.  Bottoms up!

[Sepia]

I think I read a book about you once

[Shit]

I think I read a book about you once

'A Series of Unfortunate Events'?

[phi]

I think I read a book about you once

Are you sure it was a book and not that creepy short with the girls and the cup...