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Started by hooplala, January 11, 2010, 07:25:47 PM

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Cain

#30
January 11, 2010, 08:15:45 PM
 :lulz:

hooplala

#31
January 11, 2010, 08:16:21 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 11, 2010, 08:08:16 PM
Can one, after shooting someone who has "snow panic", say they were in fear for their life and it was self defense?  It WAS the last loaf of bread after all.....

Of course.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Jasper

#32
January 12, 2010, 06:49:43 AM
Will PDcom slowly mutate into the Illuminati?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
January 12, 2010, 08:19:27 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:25:47 PM
I have no credentials, I didn't finish High School, and never went to any post secondary school... so I know basically nothing, but I'm mostly honest...

Save yourself the psychiatry bill and ask me.  I will answer you to the best of my ability at the moment I am answering... no question too trivial, no question too awkward...

That's quite delightful.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#34
January 12, 2010, 08:41:13 AM
how did I end up in this dark, cold alley, with half my clothes missing, my starbucks card gone, and with "IT FLIES AT MIDNIGHT" written across my forehead?   :? :? 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
January 12, 2010, 08:49:18 AM
Where are my boots? I can't escape without them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Iason Ouabache

#36
January 12, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
When are you dirty Canadians going to stop sending your foul winter air my direction???  :argh!:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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hooplala

#37
January 12, 2010, 02:35:42 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 12, 2010, 06:49:43 AM
Will PDcom slowly mutate into the Illuminati?

I find that rather unlikely.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#38
January 12, 2010, 02:36:31 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 12, 2010, 08:41:13 AM
how did I end up in this dark, cold alley, with half my clothes missing, my starbucks card gone, and with "IT FLIES AT MIDNIGHT" written across my forehead?   :? :? 

You made the mistake of turning your back on Iason.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#39
January 12, 2010, 02:36:53 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 12, 2010, 08:49:18 AM
Where are my boots? I can't escape without them.

They are where you left them.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#40
January 12, 2010, 02:37:14 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 12, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
When are you dirty Canadians going to stop sending your foul winter air my direction???  :argh!:

Haha.  Don't pretend you aren't to blame, Iason.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#41
January 12, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?

hooplala

#42
January 12, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 12, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?

Chicken.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

0

#43
January 12, 2010, 03:12:14 PM
Why is there a five dollar bill pinned to my shirt?

hooplala

#44
January 12, 2010, 03:15:07 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 12, 2010, 03:12:14 PM
Why is there a five dollar bill pinned to my shirt?

You made it to Level 3.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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