I'm pissed at the world.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

At least I'm young and have many good years ahead of me, you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least I'm young and have many good years ahead of me,

So far as you know.

you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.

I'd prefer that I be eaten.

In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.

[Bu🤠ns]

Chester?

[ThatGreenGentleman]

At least I'm young and have many good years ahead of me,

So far as you know.

you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.

I'd prefer that I be eaten.

In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.

God no. You're diseased like a rat. For all I know, you could have a double life in the sewers with your secret rat family.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Chester?

Her old guinea pig.  It was a hideous thing, all covered in tumors and lesions.  Think of a 4 legged Teddy Kennedy.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

God no. You're diseased like a rat. For all I know, you could have a double life in the sewers with your secret rat family.

I have diseases rats WISH they had.

Seriously.  Bits fall off of me when I move too quickly, and I bleed through my skin sometimes.  I've got scabs on my friggin' EYEBALLS.

And if you don't eat at least a quarter pound Roger burger, you get NOTHING.

[Bu🤠ns]

Chester?

Her old guinea pig.  It was a hideous thing, all covered in tumors and lesions.  Think of a 4 legged Teddy Kennedy.

Christ.

Oh?  This your daughter!

HI Roger Daughter!  When you go on your killing spree, i'd be most honored to be your first (hell i'll even take a close 7th).

Burns,

Will learn to read entire threads one day.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Chester?

Her old guinea pig.  It was a hideous thing, all covered in tumors and lesions.  Think of a 4 legged Teddy Kennedy.

Christ.

Oh?  This your daughter!

HI Roger Daughter!  When you go on your killing spree, i'd be most honored to be your first (hell i'll even take a close 7th).

Burns,

Will learn to read entire threads one day.

Yes, this is my daughter, and your future Rain God, when she finally kills me to take my spot.

It's a family tradition.  Well, a brand new one.

[Jasper]

I just read this thread.

Roger, I have occasionally been naive enough to wonder if your hate for humanity was just a diverting ruse.  Reading the things your progeny wrote have utterly disabused me of this comforting lie.

[BabylonHoruv]

you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.

I'd prefer that I be eaten.

In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.

Hell yeah.  That's my plan for after my death.  Also, I want a roger burger, I'm ok with getting nothing in your will in exchange, I just wanna see what pure hatred tastes like.

[Jasper]

It tastes like partially subliminated earwax.

[P3nT4gR4m]

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else

Roger, you've created a monster. Well done!

[Triple Zero]

God no. You're diseased like a rat. For all I know, you could have a double life in the sewers with your secret rat family.

We got an entire subforum dedicated to Discordian Recipes. There has to be something we can use.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else

Roger, you've created a monster. Well done!

Like father, like daughter.  And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.

Or so she SAYS. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.

I'd prefer that I be eaten.

In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.

Hell yeah.  That's my plan for after my death.  Also, I want a roger burger, I'm ok with getting nothing in your will in exchange, I just wanna see what pure hatred tastes like.

Victory.  It tastes like victory.