Some fucked up shit

[phi]

I just stumbled across a horrid sight. Yes, this is your opportunity to connect the subject to this statement and flee... or mock it without reading the rest.

Still with me? What a pity.

Next to suspiciously warm toilet seats and sticky floors, there are few things that are crappier than going to use a toilet and discovering that it's filled with shit. The bastard didn't flush.

However, there was something else that bastard didn't do.

In this fecalated toilet... there was... no toilet paper.

There is someone at work walking around in plain sight with pants full of shit stains.

Every male I see is now suspect. I'm not sure if in my paranoia I'll ever see a coworker the same way.

I share this with you, because I didn't want to suffer alone.

[NotPublished]

In this fecalated toilet... there was... no toilet paper.

[hooplala]

Maybe it was a white-glover.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

This is why you should spot before you squat. HAHA! I AM RHYMING!

...but seriously, why would you take a dump in a toilet paperless shit-filled toilet?

[phi]

...but seriously, why would you take a dump in a toilet paperless shit-filled toilet?

Nah, I recoiled in horror and ran off to spread the warning and raise the alarm.

[Jasper]

Maybe the last guy was kind of a twisted fucker.  Maybe he went to the trouble of flushing his TP down a different toilet to make people wonder.

[NotPublished]

He shat out of his mouth mebe

[Jasper]

Maybe he brought the poo from home.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Maybe he brought the poo from home.

[Payne]

Maybe the last guy was kind of a twisted fucker.  Maybe he went to the trouble of flushing his TP down a different toilet to make people wonder.

I have done this, for the lulz.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Maybe he never left the stall alive... Perhaps he shat himself down the toilet. Or maybe he was Claude Reins, and was still taking a shit when you barged into the stall.

[Cain]

Maybe he brought the poo from home.

He should've bought enough for everyone, then.

[Elder Iptuous]

Perhaps he has an anus like most other animals that sticks out at the surface rather than being tucked up between butt cheeks, and has poo that is more solid/dry than other people.

could you describe the poo further?

[Jenne]

Maybe he applied the old adage: "Be a man, use your hand."

[phi]

Perhaps he has an anus like most other animals that sticks out at the surface rather than being tucked up between butt cheeks, and has poo that is more solid/dry than other people.

could you describe the poo further?

Make sure to add that to "List of reason not to take yourself/ the world to seriously" in Literate Chaotic.

Man, we suck at shitting. That's kinda messed up.

Maybe the last guy was kind of a twisted fucker.  Maybe he went to the trouble of flushing his TP down a different toilet to make people wonder.

Do I smell PoopGASM?