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how can there be all this hate
« on: January 29, 2010, 06:54:10 pm »
WHEN CHEETAHS AND BABY ANTELOPE CAN GET ALONG!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1246886/Pictured-Three-cheetahs-spare-tiny-antelopes-life--play-instead.html


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Re: how can there be all this hate
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 07:08:54 pm »
That antilope is sooooo gonna get eaten.
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Re: how can there be all this hate
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 07:28:55 pm »
I think the cheetahs have just evolved to a herder life style, and are waiting for the antelope to fatten up
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Re: how can there be all this hate
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2010, 11:50:39 pm »
Why is that other cheetah rolling it's eyes miserably?


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Re: how can there be all this hate
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2010, 11:57:26 pm »
Maybe they only hunt when they're hungry, and just play it cool when they're not?

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Re: how can there be all this hate
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 01:26:59 am »
Maybe they only hunt when they're hungry, and just play it cool when they're not?

Big cats aren't known to hunt for sport, so that's probably spot on.

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Re: how can there be all this hate
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2010, 02:30:07 am »
also, big cats are dumb as fuck, these just seem to be exceptionally retarded.
oh and iirc cats dont see that well up close, and if the antelope doesn't smell afraid or bloody, it wont trigger feeding behaviour.
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Re: how can there be all this hate
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2010, 06:57:23 am »
Maybe they only hunt when they're hungry, and just play it cool when they're not?

Big cats aren't known to hunt for sport, so that's probably spot on.

Only domesticated animals and great apes go kill for food when they aren't hungry.

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Re: how can there be all this hate
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2010, 07:11:47 am »
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Re: how can there be all this hate
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