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Curse you, LMNO! WE HATES LMNO FOREVER!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 01, 2010, 08:31:17 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#45
February 02, 2010, 02:58:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 02, 2010, 02:47:13 AM
Quote from: Khara on February 02, 2010, 01:45:37 AM
I am thinking either really bad botox or she is having a serious allergic reaction to something. Problem is it doesn't go away.

Maybe its the makeup she uses. But she's a tard and won't switch? :?

Sounds about right.  I'm sure someone is telling her she looks good. Which is sad and hilarious all at the same time!

Pariah

#46
February 02, 2010, 03:15:56 AM
You think you've got it bad, she's moving to my town to attend college because she and one of the lead players of the local universities basketball team have a thing.
As if this town wasn't shitty enough as is.


Though he's about as attractive as she is
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The Good Reverend Roger

#47
February 02, 2010, 03:22:36 AM
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 02, 2010, 03:15:56 AM
You think you've got it bad, she's moving to my town to attend college because she and one of the lead players of the local universities basketball team have a thing.
As if this town wasn't shitty enough as is.


Though he's about as attractive as she is


Great Scott!  Even the hydroencephaletics are getting laid!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#49
February 02, 2010, 09:58:02 AM
Or maybe her face has been shooped.  Because srsly, practically every celebrity rag does that now.

Triple Zero

#50
February 02, 2010, 12:28:05 PM
indeed. my brother often plays the game of "find the skin pores". open up some celeb or fashion mag, and see if you can find any :)

looks to me like a combo of plaster-style facial make up and extra-wrong photosoop smoothing and probably some lighting that makes the face makup look different than the rest of her body.
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Cain

#51
February 02, 2010, 02:36:51 PM
Yeah, makeup too.

Kids today don't know what a pore even looks like.

LMNO

#52
February 02, 2010, 02:41:43 PM
And yet, they are more than familiar with the sight of a gaping rectum.


Ah, technology.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
February 02, 2010, 07:05:57 PM
I don't get this thread.  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
February 02, 2010, 07:08:22 PM
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 02, 2010, 07:05:57 PM
I don't get this thread.  :?

LMNO introduced me to a "country musician" by the name of Taylor Swift, in the full knowledge that I eventually wouldn't be able to not click.

I clicked.

:crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#55
February 02, 2010, 07:14:34 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#56
February 02, 2010, 07:15:02 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#57
February 02, 2010, 07:15:17 PM
IT'S SHINEY!

The Good Reverend Roger

#58
February 02, 2010, 07:16:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 02, 2010, 07:15:17 PM
IT'S SHINEY!

It's also blocked by Websense.

On the other hand, I'd be lying if I said I won't let out a howl like a deranged dingo - and then click - within 30 seconds of turning on my laptop.

Curse you, LMNO.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#59
February 02, 2010, 07:25:22 PM
Make sure the volume is turned way up.




Ok, ok.  To be nice I'm also including Lady Gaga's Grammy Performance with Elton John.


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