Ask me anything

[Doktor Howl]

A woman who may or may not be crazy is stalking me on twitter. Should I ask her out?

Fuck yes.  Trust me, I am an expert on getting involved in weird fucking shit that always leads to disaster and potential threats to life and limb.  Stick your goddamn head down that rabbithole, and see if you pull back a stump.

Boo yah.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, wait.  SPS already said no, so I guess you better not.

[Payne]

I think Holy Men would always advise him to go for it.

SPS isn't a Holy Man, she's a seeress or some such.

SPS, who would win in a fight? A Holy Man or a Seeress or some such?

SPS, wanna fight me?

[Doktor Howl]

I think Holy Men would always advise him to go for it.

SPS isn't a Holy Man, she's a seeress or some such.

SPS, who would win in a fight? A Holy Man or a Seeress or some such?

SPS, wanna fight me?

1.  As a Doktor, I concur with line 1.

2.  SPS would beat you like a mule.  Just saying.

[Dysnomia]

I think Holy Men would always advise him to go for it.

SPS isn't a Holy Man, she's a seeress or some such.

SPS, who would win in a fight? A Holy Man or a Seeress or some such?

SPS, wanna fight me?

BRING IT ON YOU LIMP NOODLE!  


SPS,
fights dirty, and would fucking ANYBODY!

[Dysnomia]

ahem...I'll just leave this here....

SPS,
could crush someone's skull with the sheer power of her inner thighs. 

[Payne]

2.  SPS would beat you like a mule.  Just saying.

Of this there is no doubt.

Besides this would only be a warm up fight for SPS, in preparation for the inevitable Pixie vs. SPS grudgematch that would follow. Which we could film and broadcast to PD on Pay Per View, splitting the profits equally.

[Payne]

I think Holy Men would always advise him to go for it.

SPS isn't a Holy Man, she's a seeress or some such.

SPS, who would win in a fight? A Holy Man or a Seeress or some such?

SPS, wanna fight me?

BRING IT ON YOU LIMP NOODLE!  


SPS,
fights dirty, and would fucking ANYBODY!

See above.

It's a sound business plan.

[Dysnomia]

2.  SPS would beat you like a mule.  Just saying.

Of this there is no doubt.

Besides this would only be a warm up fight for SPS, in preparation for the inevitable Pixie vs. SPS grudgematch that would follow. Which we could film and broadcast to PD on Pay Per View, splitting the profits equally.

NOT FIGHTING PIXIE BECAUSE SHE'S TOO AWESOME.


I'll just mail her some of my orgasmic makeupsex cookies instead.   

[Doktor Howl]

Honestly Dok, you could say this till you ran out of air and passed out, or retype it till your fingers are bloody nubs, but, this is one of the things you have to learn for yourself, & personally speaking, I've had slightly more great mad adventures than bloody stumps so far on the ratio of the thing.

Doesn't fucking matter.  Each and every weird trip has to be launched into head fucking first, with no thought for the odds.  Never tell me the odds.  Just pass the frickin' weird, and let me do my thing.  THERE'S NO GODDAMN TIME TO QUESTION IT!  And one day they'll sweep my carcass up with the morning trash, but at least I will have - if only for a time - walked with The King.

[East Coast Hustle]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

The same way I would if she lived on the same continent but out of range of the local bus route.

[Doktor Howl]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

The same way I would if she lived on the same continent but out of range of the local bus route.

Which is to say, some form of weepy long-distance thing which will emotionally tie you up but never get you laid?

I bet you can hear me sneering from there.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

The same way I would if she lived on the same continent but out of range of the local bus route.

Which is to say, some form of weepy long-distance thing which will emotionally tie you up but never get you laid?

I bet you can hear me sneering from there.

Pretty much. I'm in two at the moment.

[Doktor Howl]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

The same way I would if she lived on the same continent but out of range of the local bus route.

Which is to say, some form of weepy long-distance thing which will emotionally tie you up but never get you laid?

I bet you can hear me sneering from there.

Pretty much. I'm in two at the moment.

2 X 0 life = still 0 life.