Ask me anything

[Payne]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

The same way I would if she lived on the same continent but out of range of the local bus route.

Which is to say, some form of weepy long-distance thing which will emotionally tie you up but never get you laid?

I bet you can hear me sneering from there.

Long distance relationships suck. I'm going to be fixing the long distance part out as soon as I can.

[Triple Zero]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

The same way I would if she lived on the same continent but out of range of the local bus route.

Which is to say, some form of weepy long-distance thing which will emotionally tie you up but never get you laid?

I bet you can hear me sneering from there.

Pretty much. I'm in two at the moment.

You dawg.

[Doktor Howl]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

The same way I would if she lived on the same continent but out of range of the local bus route.

Which is to say, some form of weepy long-distance thing which will emotionally tie you up but never get you laid?

I bet you can hear me sneering from there.

Long distance relationships suck. I'm going to be fixing the long distance part out as soon as I can.

If you actually go SEE each other though, as you and Pix have, or even have future concrete plans to do so, it's different.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

how are you going to ask her out if she lives on a different continent?

The same way I would if she lived on the same continent but out of range of the local bus route.

Which is to say, some form of weepy long-distance thing which will emotionally tie you up but never get you laid?

I bet you can hear me sneering from there.

Long distance relationships suck. I'm going to be fixing the long distance part out as soon as I can.

If you actually go SEE each other though, as you and Pix have, or even have future concrete plans to do so, it's different.

Was there supposed to be an upside there? I think I missed it.

[President Television]

So yeah, I've got a few questions for you or anyone who wants to answer them:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24220.0

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ostensibly she lives on a different continent, which is why I'm not being particularly cautious. Also, she's cute. And, she might be delusional-crazy rather than stabby-crazy.

Then you can't really "ask her out", can you?

You know what needs to happen? I want to put an initiative on the ballot to amend the constitution to define "dating" as "an activity during which two human beings are capable of actually physically touching each other at some point". Calling what you do "dating" totally cheapens the experience of people in actual long distance relationships... you know, the ones where they have touched and smelt each other and stared into each other's eyes and maybe even fucked, and due to some inconvenient geographical considerations are forced to go extended periods apart from each other, longing for each opportunity to visit and TOUCH and SMELL each other again. I know people who have gone through or are going through that right now, and it's not easy... it's hard as hell. When you've nestled up to someone, when you've buried your face in the hollow between their neck and their shoulder, when you've felt them inside you or you inside them... missing them is a constant, visceral agony.

It is impossible to miss, to that degree, someone you've never physically met. People think they do... people who have never been in love in real life. The same people who think they are "in love with" celebrities, or video game characters.

This online thing where you've never met outside of a chatroom and masturbate at each other over webcam isn't "dating"... it's mutual fantasy. At best it's live web porn. It's less complicated and messy than actual dating because it's NOT DATING. STOP CALLING IT THAT.

[Triple Zero]

Yeah Enki, stop destroying the sanctity of our values!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It kind of reminds me of those oversensitive hippie bitches who say they feel like they've been "raped" because a man made a suggestive comment to them.

"It's like a form of rape!"

Except that no, it isn't.

[East Coast Hustle]

in that context, I'm about to go "rape" most of Hawthorne from 50th down to 29th, and take notes of the reactions.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

in that context, I'm about to go "rape" most of Hawthorne from 50th down to 29th, and take notes of the reactions.

PICS PLS

[Dysnomia]

BUMP



FOR I HAVE ALCOHOL.



AND KNOW ALL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE.  SO ASK AWAY BITCHES.KTHX.

[Salty]

WHY DO MENSTRUAL CYCLES EXIST? OTHER THAN TO FUCKUP MY PLANS OF REFRIGERATOR BASED SEX?

[Freeky]

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

[Dysnomia]

WHY DO MENSTRUAL CYCLES EXIST? OTHER THAN TO FUCKUP MY PLANS OF REFRIGERATOR BASED SEX?

THAT IS THE ONLY REASON.

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

WHAT

[Salty]

Well that's a load of bullshit.

Oh, wait.

Well that's a load of bullshit?