UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Unfortunately, she still has a rabid base of people convinced she's a valid candidate.

They puzzle me.

Bacon.

[Luna]

Unfortunately, she still has a rabid base of people convinced she's a valid candidate.

They puzzle me.

Bacon.

Yeah, that'd be it.

[LMNO]

 

[Thurnez Isa]

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201103230043

how can anyone understand this babbling nonsense?

[Luna]

Sarah Palin has made it to the big time; she's now being called out by international media. Yesterday, the Russian newspaper Pravda (this same paper has been quoted in numerous Right Wing publications when it criticized President Obama, and was considered a paper of merit at such time) eviscerated Sarah Palin for her unrelenting attacks upon the democratically elected President, at a time when America needs to stand together, united. When members of the International Press call Sarah Palin out for her lack of American patriotism, it's time for the American Press to pay attention.

http://www.politicususa.com/en/foreign-sarah-palin-traitor

Check the article, they tore her a new one.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Sarah Palin has made it to the big time; she's now being called out by international media. Yesterday, the Russian newspaper Pravda (this same paper has been quoted in numerous Right Wing publications when it criticized President Obama, and was considered a paper of merit at such time) eviscerated Sarah Palin for her unrelenting attacks upon the democratically elected President, at a time when America needs to stand together, united. When members of the International Press call Sarah Palin out for her lack of American patriotism, it's time for the American Press to pay attention.

http://www.politicususa.com/en/foreign-sarah-palin-traitor

Check the article, they tore her a new one.

Like Ive always said. Being patriotic is like having a huge dick, if you go around reminding people of it all the time, its probably not true.

Also,

Sarah Palin comes across as a pitifully inadequate anachronism from the times of the Far West

As a fan of Western films I am offended.

[Luna]

Sarah Palin comes across as a pitifully inadequate anachronism from the times of the Far West

As a fan of Western films I am offended.

They DID say she's "pitifully inadequate."

[Luna]

So, Palin declared on March 23rd that she was done whining about the media.

PALIN: Of course. Women are held to a different standard in all areas. My point is going to be, so what. Let's work harder, produce more and better, and get over it. I'm through whining about a liberal press that holds conservative women to a different standard because it doesn't do any good to whine about it.

So, she's quitting again.  THAT, she's good at, right?

Not so much.  March 30th:

Goodness, cleaning up the sloppiness of reporters could be a full time job. In response to The Daily Caller's online inquiry, I gave them a statement that the writer buried on his story's second page (which most people won't even notice - I didn't even notice it) after he spent the first page completely spinning a situation to give the impression that Alaska's film production tax credit legislation was somehow solely my idea hatched up to benefit the Palins years before I was ever involved in a documentary series on TLC/Discovery Channel.

[...]

One final thought: having to set the record straight on my Facebook page yet again is further proof that the media can't be trusted even to print a statement in a manner that people can read.

A whole week. 

Source: http://mediamatters.org/blog/201103300020?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MediaMattersForAmerica-CountyFair+%28Media+Matters+for+America+-+County+Fair%29

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Bristol Palin's Nonprofit Paid Her Seven Times What It Spent On Actual Teen Pregnancy Prevention

In 2009, Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol joined a teen pregnancy prevention nonprofit called the Candie's Foundation. Today, the Associated Press reported that the Candie's Foundation released its 2009 tax information, revealing that Bristol was paid a salary of $262,500.

But a closer examination of the tax form by ThinkProgress shows that the group disbursed only $35,000 in grants to actual teen pregnancy health and counseling clinics: $25,000 to the Mt. Sinai Adolescent Health Center and $10,000 to the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.

http://thinkprogress.org/2011/04/05/bristol-palin-profiteer-teen-pregnancy/

[AFK]

Speaking as a non-profit employee, they are definitely doing it very, very wrong. 

[Laughin Jude]

In this documentary by Penthouse, a camera crew accompanies former vice presidential candidate and Alaskan governor Tara Nalin and her family as they move to Canada, a "third world country" from which Tara believes she can still see Russia, in order to avoid being thrown in a political prison after losing the election (or "coup," as she refers to it).

Right off the bat Tara takes offense when she hears the name of the local community, only to be corrected by her oil tycoon husband. "It's not vagina, it's Regina," he tells her.

"Yeah," Tara Nalin responds, "that's what you call it when you have the same thing done that you have done to your face, you know a face lift, but on your private parts."

This is exactly the kind of candor and down home wisdom that turned Tara Nalin into a star during last year's presidential election and it's great to see the cameramen get these true to life shots for their documentary. The conversation soon turns to Nalin's relief to have escaped the United States before she became a political prisoner.

"When the editorials said that you were going to a political prison they were speaking metaphorically," says her husband.
Nalin grins. "Oh, the dirty talk!"

All is not well in the Nalin household, however, and it soon comes to Nalin's attention that her daughter/stay-at-home-nanny's fiancé starred in a porn film. Nalin watches the scene and upon seeing her hockey-uniform-wearing future son-in-law performing oral sex on an ice skater has this revelation:



She's surprised that people watch pornography, apparently something that doesn't happen in the frigid, lonely state of Alaska.

"You say people pay for it?" she asks her husband.
"Right," he says, "but that's not the point."
She seems cheered all the same. "Well at least it's capitalism. The commies probably give it out for free!"
"Communists did some pretty terrible things but I don't think free pornography was one of them."

Thinking about the commies inevitably leads back to Mac Daddy Cain, a political prisoner in Vietnam and 2008 Presidential candidate. Nalin says she would have liked being the vice president, explaining that the term "vice" means she should have been playing the "bad cop" president to Mac Daddy Cain's "good cop" president. This leads to a call to Mac Daddy Cain for some maverick political advice, but he's busy working through his post traumatic stress issues by having an Asian dominatrix perform oral sex on him while "Flight of the Valkyries" plays in the background.



Cain suggests Nalin send him a copy of the porno so he can determine what Nalin's public reaction should be. Nalin walks in on daughter Crystal's intercourse with a random hockey player and smiles. "Ah, isn't that cute? You got a little semen on your cheek," Nalin says. "Maybe you should bottle it and freeze it. You wouldn't want to be a serial killer would you, murdering all those single-celled hockey players swimming around in there!" Good old fashioned family values remain paramount in the Nalin household.

Later in the documentary Nalin catches her husband cheating on her with a TV reporter and makes a snap decision--she'll star in a promotional video to change people's minds about drilling for oil in protected wilderness areas. "It's not a porno," she's quick to explain, "It's a promo, with an M!"



The last bit of the documentary shows this promotional video, during which Nalin wails "Drill, baby, drill!"



I appreciate the intent of the documentary team to bring us a true to life look at the Nalin household but I really have to wonder why they included so much nudity and graphic sexual content.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

 

[Luna]

Here ya go, guys...  We know you want her...

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-sarah-palin-sex-doll-now-on-sale/

[wudgar]

Teh mother bear of love.

[wudgar]

In all fairness it is much more life-like and responsive than the ex-gov.