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UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 13, 2010, 04:14:18 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Today's quote:

Quote from: Filthy Assistant"I was listening to that socialist Obama talking yesterday while I was on my  way to the VA to get my prescription..."

aw, man...he's the "Keep your gummament outta MY MEDICARE" dude, ain't he?  blech.

Worse.  He's a "Keep the gubmint out of health care.  Except for me, because my case is different."
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 07:01:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:56:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Today's quote:

Quote from: Filthy Assistant"I was listening to that socialist Obama talking yesterday while I was on my  way to the VA to get my prescription..."

aw, man...he's the "Keep your gummament outta MY MEDICARE" dude, ain't he?  blech.

Worse.  He's a "Keep the gubmint out of health care.  Except for me, because my case is different."

Yeah, those are usually the medicare yahoos too.  Sigh.

Remington

http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/alaska-steps-forward-towards-energy-security/294855963434

Because "Energy Security = MOAR OIL, LOLZ"
Read some of the comments for extra lail: at first you think they're obvious trolls, but then you realize they're all serious.
Is it plugged in?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:57:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

From laughter?

...it sounded like screaming to me, but then it's hard to tell sometimes especially these days...


the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Palin: 'I joined Fox' because there's too much 'opinion interjected in hard news' in the mainstream media.

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/03/03/palin-fox-objective/

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Telarus

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/04/2010-03-04_sarah_palin_and_entourage_descend_like_locusts_on_oscar_swag_suite.html

QuoteThe Los Angeles Times reported Palin was supposed to donate all of her gift items back to the Silver Spoon Oscar Suite for auction, as well as $1,700 of her own cash, in support of Red Cross efforts in Haiti and Chile.

But E! Online insisted, "we can assure you she did not give up any of her swag."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/04/2010-03-04_sarah_palin_and_entourage_descend_like_locusts_on_oscar_swag_suite.html#ixzz0hhWo7aFo

My girl would like to see how Palin likes being hunted from a helicopter.
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LMNO

Oh... it feels so GOOD!  UGH!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20100308/cm_huffpost/490080

Palin Crossed Border For Canadian Health Care

QuoteFormer Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- who has gone to great lengths to hype the supposed dangers of a big government takeover of American health care -- admitted over the weekend that she used to get her treatment in Canada's single-payer system.



NGH!
UNH!
HUH!

Jenne


Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on March 09, 2010, 07:04:40 PM
Oh... it feels so GOOD!  UGH!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20100308/cm_huffpost/490080

Palin Crossed Border For Canadian Health Care

QuoteFormer Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- who has gone to great lengths to hype the supposed dangers of a big government takeover of American health care -- admitted over the weekend that she used to get her treatment in Canada's single-payer system.



NGH!
UNH!
HUH!

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Shibboleet The Annihilator

She's lucky the death panels didn't get her.

AFK

She probably offset that dabbling in liberalism by killing a herd of Caribou. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.