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Started by Doktor Howl, February 15, 2010, 09:50:26 PM

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Mourning Star

Science magic is any scientifical type thing that I learn how to do on the internet, but it yields results which exceed my expectations.

like growing gourmet mushrooms in my closet, that was fun.

and most recently, I learned how to make carbonated ice cream and made Cherry Soda Ice Cream with chocolate bits.


SCIENCE MAGIC!

Telarus

Quote from: Mourning Star on March 13, 2010, 07:39:41 AM
Science magic is any scientifical type thing that I learn how to do on the internet, but it yields results which exceed my expectations.

like growing gourmet mushrooms in my closet, that was fun.

and most recently, I learned how to make carbonated ice cream and made Cherry Soda Ice Cream with chocolate bits.


SCIENCE MAGIC!


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BadBeast

Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 04, 2010, 04:41:33 PM
Is only ONE reason to do these drugs, as everyone already obvious know... to make each part of body erogenous zone.  Ecstacy is best drug in world, because on her Enrico can pull loose flesh from throat and feel like he is be fuck both Olson twins teeth while sitting in bath of pink champagne and toe-fucking Gerard Butler.  Is nice.   :)

Just gimme some fucking apple juice damnit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeibd49qynE&feature=related


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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

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BadBeast

Quote from: Mourning Star on March 13, 2010, 07:39:41 AM
Science magic is any scientifical type thing that I learn how to do on the internet, but it yields results which exceed my expectations.

like growing gourmet mushrooms in my closet, that was fun.

and most recently, I learned how to make carbonated ice cream and made Cherry Soda Ice Cream with chocolate bits.


SCIENCE MAGIC!


Results like browsing some perfectly innocent Porn site, for whatever reasons, looking for your usual flavour of, for instance, Amateur Milfs, and finding yourself three hours later, coming out of some kind of ghastly half remembered Porno loop, and checking your browser history, you find you've spent the last two hours watching Japanese Schoolgirls, tying each other up, and taking turns to pooh in each other's mouths? That kind of "exceeding your expectations"? I think I'd rather go back on the drugs!

Because that actually happened to me a friend of mine once, he said it was like being sucked into a giant slow moving whirlpool of what seemed to be nice clean safe water, moving nice and slowly, but he ended up spinning round and round in an inescapable vortex of filthy, stinking raw sewage. Figuratively speaking of course. And there's no "Self help" groups for that kind of nonsense.
"My names BadBeast, and I'm a Scataholic"   **Shudders**     Pass me back the drugs someone, please!  I think I need to go into Retox. or Prehab. Or maybe just stop typing. (It's a start)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 07:45:26 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on March 13, 2010, 07:39:41 AM
Science magic is any scientifical type thing that I learn how to do on the internet, but it yields results which exceed my expectations.

like growing gourmet mushrooms in my closet, that was fun.

and most recently, I learned how to make carbonated ice cream and made Cherry Soda Ice Cream with chocolate bits.


SCIENCE MAGIC!


Results like browsing some perfectly innocent Porn site, for whatever reasons, looking for your usual flavour of, for instance, Amateur Milfs, and finding yourself three hours later, coming out of some kind of ghastly half remembered Porno loop, and checking your browser history, you find you've spent the last two hours watching Japanese Schoolgirls, tying each other up, and taking turns to pooh in each other's mouths? That kind of "exceeding your expectations"? I think I'd rather go back on the drugs!

Because that actually happened to me a friend of mine once, he said it was like being sucked into a giant slow moving whirlpool of what seemed to be nice clean safe water, moving nice and slowly, but he ended up spinning round and round in an inescapable vortex of filthy, stinking raw sewage. Figuratively speaking of course. And there's no "Self help" groups for that kind of nonsense.
"My names BadBeast, and I'm a Scataholic"   **Shudders**     Pass me back the drugs someone, please!  I think I need to go into Retox. or Prehab. Or maybe just stop typing. (It's a start)

You think that's bad.  Try doing it on acid.  Or ecstasy, so that those pooping tied up school girls are the most erotic thing you've ever seen.
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Telarus

http://www.enewspf.com/index.php/latest-news/automotive/16666-marijuana-smoking-associated-with-minimal-changes-in-driving-performance-study-finds-

Be aware that most of the copy-pasta news articles you find with a google search of "Hartford Hospital marijuana study" come with a block of sound-byte quotes at the end that backpedal like mad away from the title of the piece (this is the classic bait-and-switch memetic technique as the article ends abruptly on that note, without expanding on the previous brief references to the data).
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Telarus on June 08, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
http://www.enewspf.com/index.php/latest-news/automotive/16666-marijuana-smoking-associated-with-minimal-changes-in-driving-performance-study-finds-

Be aware that most of the copy-pasta news articles you find with a google search of "Hartford Hospital marijuana study" come with a block of sound-byte quotes at the end that backpedal like mad away from the title of the piece (this is the classic bait-and-switch memetic technique as the article ends abruptly on that note, without expanding on the previous brief references to the data).

the joints used in the study that did contain THC only contained 2.9% THC.

so, yeah, if you smoke the shittiest weed imaginable, you probably won't be very high which means your driving won't be affected much.
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Telarus

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 08, 2010, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: Telarus on June 08, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
http://www.enewspf.com/index.php/latest-news/automotive/16666-marijuana-smoking-associated-with-minimal-changes-in-driving-performance-study-finds-

Be aware that most of the copy-pasta news articles you find with a google search of "Hartford Hospital marijuana study" come with a block of sound-byte quotes at the end that backpedal like mad away from the title of the piece (this is the classic bait-and-switch memetic technique as the article ends abruptly on that note, without expanding on the previous brief references to the data).

the joints used in the study that did contain THC only contained 2.9% THC.

so, yeah, if you smoke the shittiest weed imaginable, you probably won't be very high which means your driving won't be affected much.

I thought that was nuts too... but apparently that's average for merch...
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Telarus

Cannabis use leads to a pretty heavy spike in melatonin in the body about 20 minutes after ingestion (everyone here knows what Gland produces the majority of melatonin in the body, right?). Here's a comparison to ingested melatonin hormone effects on driving:

http://www.websciences.org/cftemplate/NAPS/archives/indiv.cfm?ID=19990418

QuoteBACKGROUND: Because millions of people are self-prescribing melatonin for various indications, the safety aspects of this substance have become very important. The aim of our study was to determine whether or not melatonin impairs driving-related performance. METHODS: Twenty healthy men and women aged 21-57 years volunteered for this randomized, placebo-controlled, double-blind, crossover study. The crossover arms were separated by an interval of at least 4 weeks. On each testing day, melatonin 5 mg or placebo was taken at 1630 h; 60 minutes later a test series was performed, consisting of a medical examination, body sway measurement, and a standardized driving computer test battery to assess attention, reaction time, power of concentration, and sensomotor coordination. Subjective sleepiness was measured on three occasions during the test session using the Stanford Sleepiness Scale questionnaire. RESULTS: Just one of the 16 main variables of the driving computer test battery, the selective attention tested by signal-detection, was significantly affected by melatonin (p < .05). However, even those values were still within the normal range. Subjective sleepiness was increased by melatonin, although the result was significant only after the prolonged concentration task (p < .05). Neither the clinical examination nor the body sway test showed signs of any drug influence. CONCLUSIONS: The overall result of the computer test battery showed no objective adverse impact of melatonin on driving performance. However, due to the increased subjective sleepiness after administration of this hormone, caution should be exercised when driving under the influence of melatonin.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Ratatosk on June 08, 2010, 09:57:02 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 08, 2010, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: Telarus on June 08, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
http://www.enewspf.com/index.php/latest-news/automotive/16666-marijuana-smoking-associated-with-minimal-changes-in-driving-performance-study-finds-

Be aware that most of the copy-pasta news articles you find with a google search of "Hartford Hospital marijuana study" come with a block of sound-byte quotes at the end that backpedal like mad away from the title of the piece (this is the classic bait-and-switch memetic technique as the article ends abruptly on that note, without expanding on the previous brief references to the data).

the joints used in the study that did contain THC only contained 2.9% THC.

so, yeah, if you smoke the shittiest weed imaginable, you probably won't be very high which means your driving won't be affected much.

I thought that was nuts too... but apparently that's average for merch...

average for whose mersh? and where? anyone who claims to even know something like that is probably full of shit.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 08, 2010, 10:11:56 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 08, 2010, 09:57:02 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on June 08, 2010, 09:39:08 PM
Quote from: Telarus on June 08, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
http://www.enewspf.com/index.php/latest-news/automotive/16666-marijuana-smoking-associated-with-minimal-changes-in-driving-performance-study-finds-

Be aware that most of the copy-pasta news articles you find with a google search of "Hartford Hospital marijuana study" come with a block of sound-byte quotes at the end that backpedal like mad away from the title of the piece (this is the classic bait-and-switch memetic technique as the article ends abruptly on that note, without expanding on the previous brief references to the data).

the joints used in the study that did contain THC only contained 2.9% THC.

so, yeah, if you smoke the shittiest weed imaginable, you probably won't be very high which means your driving won't be affected much.

I thought that was nuts too... but apparently that's average for merch...

average for whose mersh? and where? anyone who claims to even know something like that is probably full of shit.


Could be full of shit... IIRC it was one of the charts of seized pot nationwide/average things.





- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

BadBeast

Our average weed can be anything from 12%, up to 16, even 18% THC.

"For that proper hardcore Tokin' Kulcha, Come to the UK, and get properly wankered, on our premium quality hydroponically grown Skunkweeds"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4