ATTN, PIXIE: I know you're new to this Rain Goddess thingie, but...

[Payne]

The weather is still shite out. I need to lean by at least 45 degrees into the driving wind and rain or land on my ass. And god damn is it cold.

[Doktor Howl]

The weather is still shite out. I need to lean by at least 45 degrees into the driving wind and rain or land on my ass. And god damn is it cold.

You're being driven South.

[Payne]

The weather is still shite out. I need to lean by at least 45 degrees into the driving wind and rain or land on my ass. And god damn is it cold.

You're being driven South.

I was driven onto the road in front of a car, actually. Luckilly this one had brakes.

[Doktor Howl]

The weather is still shite out. I need to lean by at least 45 degrees into the driving wind and rain or land on my ass. And god damn is it cold.

You're being driven South.

I was driven onto the road in front of a car, actually. Luckilly this one had brakes.

It's a sign.

[Dysnomia]

Definitely not MY fault!  Just earthquakes from me trampling everything in sight on mah hrosie of DOOM!   



BUT STILL MOAR RAIN

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

But I didn't wear the rain goddess hat once today!

Yes the weather has tried to drive Payne south!

Also he should remember that displeasing his Pix is a no brainer.

[Dimocritus]

Hey, Pix, just wanted to say that, based on the past four days here, you're doing a bang-up job. Four days straight! How do you keep up your stamina?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Wheat beer and plenty of sleep!

Being psychotic and off sick gives me plenty of time to kill. Being a female deity it is based on my moods, doesn't really take much effort.

Also also my hat amplifies effect.

[Dimocritus]

HAT!!! 

[Juana]

You sure are liberal with the application of your hat-enhanced rain goddess powers. You're hitting me in central California! For the third week in a row!

If I ask nicely, would you turn your watery wrath elsewhere? Like, LA? Because no one would miss Los Angeles if you were to wash it away.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Californians need to get used to real weather.

And my dad is being a dick today and unhappy pixie means some fucker is going to drown somewhere today.

If I could stop crying maybe the weather would suck less. 

[Dysnomia]

You sure are liberal with the application of your hat-enhanced rain goddess powers. You're hitting me in central California! For the third week in a row!

If I ask nicely, would you turn your watery wrath elsewhere? Like, LA? Because no one would miss Los Angeles if you were to wash it away.

ME TOO!  la is ok to wash away, but not San Diego as my bff is there for school.


FUCKING MUDDY PASTURES SUCKING OFF MAK'S HOOF WRAPPING 5 MINS AFTER I WRAP IT.  Seriously, what's the point of wrapping a hoof to keep it clean if it's just going to fall off shortly after? 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Hey Lizzie you and the hrosie are all mek tsunsnami!

[Requia ☣]

Dear rain Goddess: Can Utah get some snow before winter ends?

There should not be grass out in February.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Utah is full of mormons. You're  all beyond my help.

Sorry guise.