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So, yeah, stomach bug going around...

Started by Doktor Howl, March 11, 2010, 03:51:54 PM

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Doktor Howl

March 11, 2010, 03:51:54 PM
...I just puked on the engineer.  Again (I did this last year).

Because he was bloviating between me and the bathroom.  Again.
Molon Lube

Richter

#1
March 11, 2010, 03:53:57 PM
WIN.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Freeky

#2
March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
March 11, 2010, 03:56:44 PM
Everyone here is barfing too.

And that engineer obviously needed to learn a lesson.

Doktor Howl

#4
March 11, 2010, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

Ima run out of engineers.   :)

Roger:  Out of the way, Mike.

Mike (imagine impossibly nasal voice):  Now, just a minute here, I need you to...

Roger:  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRF!

Mike:  Shit.

Roger:  See?  (points)  Cucumber and tomato salad!

Mike:  (Makes retching noises, staggers off)



As soon as my stomach calms down, Ima go home.
Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
March 11, 2010, 04:02:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 03:58:27 PM
Roger:  See?  (points)  Cucumber and tomato salad!

oh man, that sounds good

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
March 11, 2010, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

Ima run out of engineers.   :)

Roger:  Out of the way, Mike.

Mike (imagine impossibly nasal voice):  Now, just a minute here, I need you to...

Roger:  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRF!

Mike:  Shit.

Roger:  See?  (points)  Cucumber and tomato salad!

Mike:  (Makes retching noises, staggers off)



As soon as my stomach calms down, Ima go home.

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#7
March 11, 2010, 04:50:15 PM
You'd think he'd learn.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Doktor Howl

#8
March 11, 2010, 04:56:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 04:50:15 PM
You'd think he'd learn.

He's an engineer.  Once they get their PE, they are incapable of learning.

Home now. 

Hungry as hell from losing my breakfast.  The only think in the fridge is some spiced Bhuna chicken.

Oh, yeah.  For SCIENCE!
Molon Lube

Freeky

#9
March 11, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT :lulz:

Doktor Howl

#10
March 11, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT :lulz:

Nom nom nom.

Oh, yeah.  This was a mistake.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#11
March 11, 2010, 05:02:38 PM
Dammit, the Doktor's on "self-destruct" mode again.


Someone call Nurse Mayhem.

Doktor Howl

#12
March 11, 2010, 05:03:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 05:02:38 PM
Dammit, the Doktor's on "self-destruct" mode again.


Someone call Nurse Mayhem.

You know, this feels way worse than I thought it would.   :sad:
Molon Lube

LMNO

#13
March 11, 2010, 05:05:15 PM
MONKEY NO LEARN.

Freeky

#14
March 11, 2010, 05:13:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:00:18 PM
DO IT DO IT DO IT :lulz:

Nom nom nom.

Oh, yeah.  This was a mistake.

:(


Lots and lots and lots of water, and maybe some milk too.
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