So, yeah, stomach bug going around...

[Doktor Howl]

DO IT DO IT DO IT

Nom nom nom.

Oh, yeah.  This was a mistake.

Lots and lots and lots of water, and maybe some milk too.

Too late.  That was like puking up gasoline.   

[Doktor Howl]

MONKEY NO LEARN.

How long you known me, now?   

[Bella]

Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

[Doktor Howl]

Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

I wasn't given the option.

[Richter]

Shit man. 

[Doktor Howl]

Shit man. 

I can't process it long enough.

If TGG's bout with this is any indication, this will be short (a day or so) but spectacular.

[Freeky]

Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

I do too. And I usually agree that I'd rather lie still, but it was either puke in the bathroom or puke in my bed. That shit was happening whether I liked it or not.

Is TGG feeling better?

[Doktor Howl]

Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

I do too. And I usually agree that I'd rather lie still, but it was either puke in the bathroom or puke in my bed. That shit was happening whether I liked it or not.

Is TGG feeling better?

Yeah, she was only sick for a day or so.  Same with the guys at work who have had it.

Even Ed got sick, which means this is SUPERBUG.  Because Ed's hate kills most microbes 10' away.

[Cain]

The best part about puking illnesses, projectile vomiting aside, is once you puke, you immediately feel much better, yet people will want you away from work regardless.  Its basically like having another day off, except you occasionally run to the toilet and chunder up half-digested food.

[Freeky]

Augh, I hope I didn't give it to you.

Drink lots of water and puke as much as you can. That'll clear your stomach, I found.

I hate puking so much.  It's far better to lay perfectly still for hours, days, even weeks, rather than puke and get it over with.

I do too. And I usually agree that I'd rather lie still, but it was either puke in the bathroom or puke in my bed. That shit was happening whether I liked it or not.

Is TGG feeling better?

Yeah, she was only sick for a day or so.  Same with the guys at work who have had it.

Even Ed got sick, which means this is SUPERBUG.  Because Ed's hate kills most microbes 10' away.

Damn.

The best part about puking illnesses, projectile vomiting aside, is once you puke, you immediately feel much better, yet people will want you away from work regardless.  Its basically like having another day off, except you occasionally run to the toilet and chunder up half-digested food.

This.

[Doktor Howl]

The best part about puking illnesses, projectile vomiting aside, is once you puke, you immediately feel much better, yet people will want you away from work regardless.  Its basically like having another day off, except you occasionally run to the toilet and chunder up half-digested food.

Actually, the last time this happened, my boss asked me if I could "stick it out".

I offered to work the rest of the day, if I could do it in his office.  He doesn't ask that sort of thing anymore.

[Cain]

Yeah, probably the best way to respond to such things.

Fortunately, working in the food industry means anything like that and you're off home right away.  Even if you feel fine and promise not to do it again.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, probably the best way to respond to such things.

Fortunately, working in the food industry means anything like that and you're off home right away.  Even if you feel fine and promise not to do it again.

Point.

Can't have the waitstaff, etc, woofing cookies in the food (or even handling it).

[Richter]

I hate puking, several insane bouts with bad food or epic illness in college had me nauseos and heaving, ubale to even focus on a computer screen, for days on end.  On at least one occasion the foce of my own projectile vomit and the accompanying muscle tensing was the ONLY thing keeping me standing.  

I got a reputation for inhuman will when I still tried to attend study groups and class regardless of this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate puking so much. It totally wrecks me; I become a complete and utter crying mess, I wet myself, blood vessels in my eyes burst, and my throat burns for days.

Which makes it really unfortunate that I will pretty much barf at the drop of a hat.