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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 11, 2010, 10:38:06 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

March 11, 2010, 10:38:06 PM
OK. Weirdness news.

I got a package from you today, and when I went to open it, I realized that the tape had already been cut.

The box is empty.

WTF!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#1
March 11, 2010, 11:21:01 PM
Huh.

Someone jacked your mail.  That's extremely uncool.  I'd tell the post office.

Chairman Risus

#2
March 11, 2010, 11:35:53 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 10:38:06 PM
OK. Weirdness news.

I got a package from you today, and when I went to open it, I realized that the tape had already been cut.

The box is empty.

WTF!

Oh shit, he's escaped. Check the trees!

Doktor Howl

#3
March 11, 2010, 11:56:14 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 10:38:06 PM
OK. Weirdness news.

I got a package from you today, and when I went to open it, I realized that the tape had already been cut.

The box is empty.

WTF!

Weirder than you think.  I never got the package sent (my illness got bad at about that time, and then I completely forgot to send it).  That's not from me.
Molon Lube

Zenpeanut

#4
March 11, 2010, 11:58:46 PM
 :ohnotache:

Doktor Howl

#5
March 12, 2010, 12:04:52 AM
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
March 12, 2010, 12:05:46 AM
AND THE ANSWER IS

I am an idiot.  :lulz: it was an old package that somehow drifted onto the front porch.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

#7
March 12, 2010, 12:07:01 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 12, 2010, 12:05:46 AM
AND THE ANSWER IS

I am an idiot.  :lulz: it was an old package that somehow drifted onto the front porch.
You stole your own package?

THE MYSTERY DEEPENS
Is it plugged in?

Enrico Salazar

#8
March 12, 2010, 12:37:19 AM
Ah, Enrico was wonder how you had get his present, when he only send it this morning.

Is nice.  You will find useful.   :? :wink:
Did someone say gorgeous?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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March 12, 2010, 01:58:03 AM
 :lulz: :argh!: :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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