ATTN: DOK HOWL

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK. Weirdness news.

I got a package from you today, and when I went to open it, I realized that the tape had already been cut.

The box is empty.

WTF!

[Jasper]

Huh.

Someone jacked your mail.  That's extremely uncool.  I'd tell the post office.

[Chairman Risus]

OK. Weirdness news.

I got a package from you today, and when I went to open it, I realized that the tape had already been cut.

The box is empty.

WTF!

Oh shit, he's escaped. Check the trees!

[Doktor Howl]

OK. Weirdness news.

I got a package from you today, and when I went to open it, I realized that the tape had already been cut.

The box is empty.

WTF!

Weirder than you think.  I never got the package sent (my illness got bad at about that time, and then I completely forgot to send it).  That's not from me.

[Zenpeanut]

 

[Doktor Howl]

I think we figured it out.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AND THE ANSWER IS

I am an idiot.  it was an old package that somehow drifted onto the front porch.

[Remington]

AND THE ANSWER IS

I am an idiot.  it was an old package that somehow drifted onto the front porch.

You stole your own package?

THE MYSTERY DEEPENS

[Enrico Salazar]

Ah, Enrico was wonder how you had get his present, when he only send it this morning.

Is nice.  You will find useful.  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]