PDcom: The Movie

[dontblameyoko]

Ok, so i know my part would probably be pretty minor, but...who would play it?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ok, so i know my part would probably be pretty minor, but...who would play it?

Well now, that's a no-brainer... Sean Lennon.

[NotPublished]

ooo who would my acting person be?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ooo who would my acting person be?

Pierce Brosnan.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Khara will be played by Dana Delaney.

[E.O.T.]

Orlando Bloom plays E.O.T.

[notathing]

Orlando Bloom plays E.O.T.

I would've cast like Queen Latifah as EOT  

someone cast me :3

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

someone cast me :3

Kate Winslet.

[East Coast Hustle]

After much consideration:


ECH: Fred Durst Gerard Butler

you know all those horrible things everyone says about you? How you're the ultimate force for malice and evil in the world?

it's totally true.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

IN A WORLD

of digital adventures

ONE SPAG

has the courage to stop them



So here's the plot:

Act 1: PD is a forum where people go on hilarious missions which disrupt everything on a national scale. Each of us are shown performing some kind of awesome prank or mischief. The stage is set for a big meet up in Portland, OR.


Act 2: PD discovers its nemesis, DP, a forum dedicated to improving the world by making it safe and boring. For some reason, the members of this forum are extremely capable of changing the world via web projects such as the GIVE EVERYBODY A HUG project and the OpenArms Reality Friendship Patch.

Each member of DP has a corresponding member at PD, they look almost identical but are different in some small way. For example, the alter ego of Professor Cramulus has a goatee intead of a moustache. Anti-Roger is a financial consultant with an upper problem.

DP and PD show up at the same event, a multifaith religious gathering held at an amusement park. The Discordians are angry that Eris wasn't invited, so they spiked the punch ... with acid.


Act 3: Both factions meet each other. Angry yelling and proselytizing ensues. As everybody starts coming up on acid, things get weird and violent. A dump truck full of rubber chickens is hijacked. All children at the park are given "cybernetic upgrades" (ie, laser pointers strapped to their heads via awkward duct tape harnesses).


Act 4: an extended action sequence in which the members battle each other. Hallucinatory creatures seem to join the fight. In the midst of it, real pirates from the 1650s appear for some reason and begin robbing/shooting people in both tribes.


Act 5: Some PD members kill their DP counterparts and take their places. Some PD people are killed. All the PD people who are now wanted for various felonies (most of us) hijack the pirate ship and escape to the ocean. In 1650.

The sequel takes place in the 1650s, where a boatload of unruly Discordians make prankwar upon the puritan colonies.

It's like Illuminatus meets Evil Dead with pirates!

I cackled. HARD.


Also someone needs to cast Payne.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

MUSICAL OR GTFO

THIS

[Cramulus]

MUSICAL OR GTFO

THIS

There already is a broadway musical based on PD - it's called A FAPCAB NAMED DESIRE

[Triple Zero]

Payne will be played by VIN DIESEL and HUGH GRANT, stacked on top of eachother, for ironic heights.


because ANY movie will be improved by including EITHER of them, and therefore BOTH.

[Elder Iptuous]

anybody called Tom Cruise yet?
sometimes i feel like i share some of his Thetans.....

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Payne will be played by VIN DIESEL and HUGH GRANT, stacked on top of eachother, for ironic heights.


because ANY movie will be improved by including EITHER of them, and therefore BOTH.

seems like a bizarre threesome for Cyndi Lauper.