LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.

[Doktor Howl]

She woke me up at 3AM for some horrorsex.  Why was it horrorsex?  Because she had the laptop next to the bed, with - you guessed it - BEARFORCE 1, which she had been told about on IRC last night, playing louder than fuck while she did improper things to me.

I am scarred, sir.  Scarred.  And I blame you.



Dok,
May stop shaving, and get me some golf shirts.

[LMNO]

Oh, YEAH!



LMNO
- BOYS, BOYS.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, YEAH!



LMNO
- BOYS, BOYS.

Look at Maria's custom user title. 

I am fucking doomed.

[Cramulus]

I am trying to visualize what horrible acts would have Bearforce1 as a soundtrack.

[LMNO]

I'm trying to sympathize, Dok.  Really, I am.

But my laughter and my enormous erection are preventing me from doing so.

[Doktor Howl]

I am trying to visualize what horrible acts would have Bearforce1 as a soundtrack.

Best not to.  I can barely move my left arm, and I'm afraid to shave.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm trying to sympathize, Dok.  Really, I am.

But my laughter and my enormous erection are preventing me from doing so.

There will, of course, be repercussions.  Oh, yes.

Remember that promise you made, concerning fapping to a certain video?  I do.  And when you least expect it...

[Triple Zero]

I think you should retaliate with MOSSELMAN.     [edit: to Maria, not LMNO]



And you know that sound he makes,?

"HHBBRBRBRWHWWBRBRBRBRWHWHWAH"



... yeah.

[Richter]

The sanity blasting truth behind "Any program", ITT. 

[Doktor Howl]

I think you should retaliate with MOSSELMAN.     [edit: to Maria, not LMNO]



And you know that sound he makes,?

"HHBBRBRBRWHWWBRBRBRBRWHWHWAH"



... yeah.

You might be onto something.

Doing it tonight.

[Doktor Howl]

Having thought about it for a while, this can only end badly.

Dok,
Is gonna do it anyway.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

BRB gotta go

[Triple Zero]

Oh dear.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

 

RB,
the real culprit

[Jasper]

Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.