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LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.

Started by Doktor Howl, March 16, 2010, 02:13:14 PM

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Doktor Howl

March 16, 2010, 02:13:14 PM
She woke me up at 3AM for some horrorsex.  Why was it horrorsex?  Because she had the laptop next to the bed, with - you guessed it - BEARFORCE 1, which she had been told about on IRC last night, playing louder than fuck while she did improper things to me.

I am scarred, sir.  Scarred.  And I blame you.

:argh!:

Dok,
May stop shaving, and get me some golf shirts.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#1
March 16, 2010, 02:14:48 PM
Oh, YEAH!



LMNO
- BOYS, BOYS.

Doktor Howl

#2
March 16, 2010, 02:16:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 16, 2010, 02:14:48 PM
Oh, YEAH!



LMNO
- BOYS, BOYS.

Look at Maria's custom user title. 

I am fucking doomed.
Molon Lube

Cramulus

#3
March 16, 2010, 02:17:29 PM
I am trying to visualize what horrible acts would have Bearforce1 as a soundtrack.

LMNO

#4
March 16, 2010, 02:18:13 PM
I'm trying to sympathize, Dok.  Really, I am.

But my laughter and my enormous erection are preventing me from doing so.

Doktor Howl

#5
March 16, 2010, 02:18:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 16, 2010, 02:17:29 PM
I am trying to visualize what horrible acts would have Bearforce1 as a soundtrack.



Best not to.  I can barely move my left arm, and I'm afraid to shave.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#6
March 16, 2010, 02:20:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 16, 2010, 02:18:13 PM
I'm trying to sympathize, Dok.  Really, I am.

But my laughter and my enormous erection are preventing me from doing so.

There will, of course, be repercussions.  Oh, yes.

Remember that promise you made, concerning fapping to a certain video?  I do.  And when you least expect it...
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

#7
March 16, 2010, 02:27:27 PM
I think you should retaliate with MOSSELMAN.     [edit: to Maria, not LMNO]



And you know that sound he makes,?

"HHBBRBRBRWHWWBRBRBRBRWHWHWAH"



... yeah.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

#8
March 16, 2010, 02:41:31 PM
The sanity blasting truth behind "Any program", ITT.  :fap:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

#9
March 16, 2010, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 16, 2010, 02:27:27 PM
I think you should retaliate with MOSSELMAN.     [edit: to Maria, not LMNO]



And you know that sound he makes,?

"HHBBRBRBRWHWWBRBRBRBRWHWHWAH"



... yeah.

You might be onto something.

Doing it tonight.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#10
March 16, 2010, 07:01:57 PM
Having thought about it for a while, this can only end badly.

Dok,
Is gonna do it anyway.
Molon Lube

BADGE OF HONOR

#11
March 16, 2010, 07:40:22 PM
BRB gotta go :fap:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Triple Zero

#12
March 16, 2010, 10:05:56 PM
Oh dear.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Roaring Biscuit!

#13
March 17, 2010, 01:18:14 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:

RB,
the real culprit

Jasper

#14
March 17, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.
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