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LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.

Started by Doktor Howl, March 16, 2010, 02:13:14 PM

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Remington

#15
March 17, 2010, 01:38:07 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.
To the tune of BEARFORCE1.

Mosselman is next up.
Is it plugged in?

Jasper

#16
March 17, 2010, 01:43:08 AM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 01:38:07 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.
To the tune of BEARFORCE1.

Mosselman is next up.

:x

That is terrible.

LMNO

#17
March 17, 2010, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:43:08 AM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 01:38:07 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.
To the tune of BEARFORCE1.

Mosselman is next up.

:x

That is terriblly AWESOME.


Fixed that for you.


LMNO
-COME SING ALONG WITH BEARFORCE1.

Doktor Howl

#18
March 17, 2010, 01:48:16 PM
3AM Mosselman experiment was an unqualified success.

I now have 4 hardcover books propping up one corner of the bed, I'm limping like the old prospector archetype from John Wayne Westerns, and I shit crooked.

:digtbk:
Molon Lube

LMNO

#19
March 17, 2010, 01:55:30 PM

E.O.T.

#20
March 17, 2010, 01:59:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 02:13:14 PM
She woke me up at 3AM for some horrorsex.  Why was it horrorsex?  Because she had the laptop next to the bed, with - you guessed it - BEARFORCE 1, which she had been told about on IRC last night, playing louder than fuck while she did improper things to me.

I am scarred, sir.  Scarred.  And I blame you.

:argh!:

Dok,
May stop shaving, and get me some golf shirts.

YOU

          deserve it. enjoy it while it lasts.

"a good fight justifies any cause"

Triple Zero

#21
March 17, 2010, 02:11:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 01:48:16 PM
3AM Mosselman experiment was an unqualified success.

I now have 4 hardcover books propping up one corner of the bed, I'm limping like the old prospector archetype from John Wayne Westerns, and I shit crooked.

:digtbk:

oH GOD I can't even imagine ...

WOW
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

#22
March 17, 2010, 02:13:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 17, 2010, 02:11:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 01:48:16 PM
3AM Mosselman experiment was an unqualified success.

I now have 4 hardcover books propping up one corner of the bed, I'm limping like the old prospector archetype from John Wayne Westerns, and I shit crooked.

:digtbk:

oH GOD I can't even imagine ...

WOW


I was doing okay until the bed broke.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

#23
March 17, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
I remember that in some thread "worst music to have sex to", I also mentioned Mosselman, I think. For it was the track that taught me to NEVAR leave your computer playing mp3s at shuffle over the entire collection, really I had to stop mid-coitus ... I just couldn't.

So I salute you and your stamina, sir!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

#24
March 17, 2010, 03:39:38 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 17, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
I remember that in some thread "worst music to have sex to", I also mentioned Mosselman, I think. For it was the track that taught me to NEVAR leave your computer playing mp3s at shuffle over the entire collection, really I had to stop mid-coitus ... I just couldn't.

So I salute you and your stamina, sir!

Mosselman:  He won't get you laid, but he'll get you laid better.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#25
March 18, 2010, 01:49:27 AM
Tomorrow:  Yakkity Sax.

It can be done.  I have faith.
Molon Lube

PeregrineBF

#26
March 18, 2010, 03:39:57 AM
Mari-Mac could be bad too...

Jasper

#27
March 18, 2010, 03:52:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 01:49:27 AM
Tomorrow:  Yakkity Sax.

It can be done.  I have faith.

You're EVIL!!  :lulz:


Note:  I never say that unless I mean it, Dok.

LMNO

#28
March 18, 2010, 01:25:53 PM
Evil, and brilliant.

I am humbled by the girth of your perversion.

Doktor Howl

#29
March 18, 2010, 01:42:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 01:25:53 PM
Evil, and brilliant.

I am humbled by the girth of your perversion.

I may have discovered a new sport.
Molon Lube
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