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Started by Doktor Howl, March 16, 2010, 02:13:14 PM

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Elder Iptuous

I had to look up Yakkity Sax, not knowing it by anything other than the theme song to that show...

Good luck, sir.  maintain good form, lest you slip a disk, or bust a hip.  and watch out for the bobbies with their night sticks.  they seem to show up a lot when that song is playing...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:12:36 PM
I had to look up Yakkity Sax, not knowing it by anything other than the theme song to that show...

Good luck, sir.  maintain good form, lest you slip a disk, or bust a hip.  and watch out for the bobbies with their night sticks.  they seem to show up a lot when that song is playing...

Look up 911 Yakety Sax on Youtube.

Yes.  Everything is funny when Yakety Sax is playing.
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 02:14:00 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:12:36 PM
I had to look up Yakkity Sax, not knowing it by anything other than the theme song to that show...

Good luck, sir.  maintain good form, lest you slip a disk, or bust a hip.  and watch out for the bobbies with their night sticks.  they seem to show up a lot when that song is playing...

Look up 911 Yakety Sax on Youtube.

Yes.  Everything is funny when Yakety Sax is playing.

nannywall doesn't like Youtubes....  :cry:
does the search turn up 9-1-1 incidents or the 9/11 incident?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:31:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 02:14:00 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:12:36 PM
I had to look up Yakkity Sax, not knowing it by anything other than the theme song to that show...

Good luck, sir.  maintain good form, lest you slip a disk, or bust a hip.  and watch out for the bobbies with their night sticks.  they seem to show up a lot when that song is playing...

Look up 911 Yakety Sax on Youtube.

Yes.  Everything is funny when Yakety Sax is playing.

nannywall doesn't like Youtubes....  :cry:
does the search turn up 9-1-1 incidents or the 9/11 incident?

9/11.

And, yeah, it's worse than you think.
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 01:49:27 AM
Tomorrow:  Yakkity Sax.

It can be done.  I have faith.
a las

I uploaded it to my phone to function as a soundtrack for last year's DoD, but I didnt get a good opportunity to use it.

This is really one-up to Mosselman, though. The pure nonsensical rage of Mosselman might be a last straw to grasp in order to be able to go on. But I fear that the omnipotent every-thing-is-funny power of Yakety Sax would be too much for me to keep it up.

It is a great new sport though.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

#35
I have one thing to say to everyone in this thread:


:lol:  )

Jasper

Now I have get a girlfriend who's into Yakity Sex.  I've given it some thought, and it could actually be kind of fun.


Freeky

That's my luck though. Everyone I find attractive is either waaay older AND taken OR they're mostly gay. :facepalm:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 18, 2010, 11:55:00 PM
That's my luck though. Everyone I find attractive is either waaay older AND taken OR they're mostly gay. :facepalm:

That's not luck, it's the way you've wired yourself.

You should change that.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Well, I am a Doktor, and we will cure you this weekend.
Molon Lube

Kai

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Kai on March 19, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Sounds like fun!  :D

No, I'm WAY too old for her.

This will be aversion therapy.

At the Venture Inn.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Well, I am a Doktor, and we will cure you this weekend.


...I'm scared. :aww:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:15:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 19, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Sounds like fun!  :D

No, I'm WAY too old for her.

This will be aversion therapy.

At the Venture Inn.   :lulz:

OH GAWD! :x