LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.

[Doktor Howl]

Have a few laxatives?

Nope.  Not going there.

1.  She'll be expecting that, and

2.  She'd shoot me in the face.

Need something totally unexpected.

[LMNO]

Flowers and candy.  Be gentle and loving.  Get her paranoid as hell.

[Jenne]

Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest.  Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).



THEN RUN.

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[Jenne]

BTW, she reads this forum.  So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

[Doktor Howl]

Flowers and candy.  Be gentle and loving.  Get her paranoid as hell.

Ho ho!

[Doktor Howl]

BTW, she reads this forum.  So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

She's on a gig until late tonight.  Anything she sees will be after the fact.

[Jenne]

Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest.  Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).



THEN RUN.

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You know, that particular location could be switched as well.  Or moved to a better one (arm, HER chest, etc.).

[Jenne]

BTW, she reads this forum.  So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

She's on a gig until late tonight.  Anything she sees will be after the fact.

  Got it.  Very sneaky of you, Rog.

[Doktor Howl]

Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest.  Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).



THEN RUN.

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You know, that particular location could be switched as well.  Or moved to a better one (arm, HER chest, etc.).

It's a thought.  A little elaborate, but could have evil roomie use india ink or something.

[Doktor Howl]

BTW, she reads this forum.  So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

She's on a gig until late tonight.  Anything she sees will be after the fact.

  Got it.  Very sneaky of you, Rog.

I am a sneaky bastard.

One other thought.  We are both allowed to have girls on the side (I don't, by preference), but not guys.

I could have a friend come over and be all FABULOUS.

[Jenne]

BTW, she reads this forum.  So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

She's on a gig until late tonight.  Anything she sees will be after the fact.

  Got it.  Very sneaky of you, Rog.

I am a sneaky bastard.

One other thought.  We are both allowed to have girls on the side (I don't, by preference), but not guys.

I could have a friend come over and be all FABULOUS.

Ooh...that would stir the pot.

[Jenne]

Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest.  Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).



THEN RUN.

edited for clarity

You know, that particular location could be switched as well.  Or moved to a better one (arm, HER chest, etc.).

It's a thought.  A little elaborate, but could have evil roomie use india ink or something.

That's what I was thinking...Nurse Mayhem's skillz would be useful in the portrait area.

[Doktor Howl]

Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest.  Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).



THEN RUN.

edited for clarity

You know, that particular location could be switched as well.  Or moved to a better one (arm, HER chest, etc.).

It's a thought.  A little elaborate, but could have evil roomie use india ink or something.

That's what I was thinking...Nurse Mayhem's skillz would be useful in the portrait area.

NO.

Gonna feed her when she gets home, and then tell her I got us his & her tapeworms.    That's the one thing about the whole pervert thing that REALLY grossed her out.

Dok,
Long on inspiration, short on survival skills.

[Jenne]

  His and Her Tapeworms...lovely.

[Doktor Howl]

  His and Her Tapeworms...lovely.

You just know this whole business is going to end badly.