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Started by Lord Quantum, March 20, 2010, 12:44:36 AM

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Lord Quantum

March 20, 2010, 12:44:36 AM
Lady Gaga is a Discordian right? I just saw that telephone video and it was the most gloriously incomprehensible thing I've ever seen in my life. And I'd hate to go to bed thinking that there was anyone out there doing things like that as a dead ass serious attempt at art.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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notathing

#1
March 20, 2010, 12:47:29 AM
she can't be.  if she were, she wouldn't be thought of as so hip

discordians aren't "cool" man

East Coast Hustle

#2
March 20, 2010, 02:04:49 AM
Definitely discordian, whether she knows it or not.

Also 100% boner-inspiring, even though she's pretty far from traditionally "hot".
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#3
March 20, 2010, 03:32:44 AM
Discordian, and AWESOME.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
March 20, 2010, 03:48:42 AM
I just watched it, and E.O.T. totally needs to make it his theme song for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBsypHzF3U
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

E.O.T.

#5
March 20, 2010, 04:04:43 AM


WOW

          madonna looks great for 70.

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#6
March 20, 2010, 04:32:21 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 20, 2010, 12:47:29 AM
she can't be.  if she were, she wouldn't be thought of as so hip

discordians aren't "cool" man

I beg to differ.
I don't even think she likes half of her shit as it sounds sarcastic when she sings it. She's good at marketing in a "watch, I'm gonna sing this in a funny tone and make up words and these assholes are gonna eat it up" and that's why I like her son much. She actually can sing and has talent which is what separates her from the other "hip" garbage.
Also cause she's just too damn weird not to like.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
March 20, 2010, 04:34:24 AM
Also-- I think she's trolling the mainstream.

Lord Quantum

#8
March 20, 2010, 07:48:17 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 20, 2010, 04:34:24 AM
Also-- I think she's trolling the mainstream.

That's pretty much what I was thinking. So yeah, consider my mind at ease.

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 20, 2010, 02:04:49 AM

Also 100% boner-inspiring

And then, I'm gonna co-sign on this statement, mainly because I want to use the word co-sign and also because I like the idea of divine (boner) inspiration.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Triple Zero

#9
March 20, 2010, 09:32:46 AM
Not Discordian, but Subgenius!

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Lord Quantum

#10
March 20, 2010, 05:00:28 PM
Well spotted sir!
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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Cain

#11
March 20, 2010, 07:50:30 PM
Lady GaGa has perfected a formula which allows her to troll the entertainment media, get paid for it, and have said entertainment media love her for it.

Whatever you think of her music or fashion sense, how she is playing the game (and openly so) is admirable.

Lord Quantum

#12
March 21, 2010, 03:08:04 AM
We really need to get our mits on this formula. Just think of the possibilities (bwahahahaahahahaa!)
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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NWC

#13
March 22, 2010, 12:34:08 PM
I'd never seen her videos before or heard her music. I just watched 2, which were interesting/strange. Reminds me a bit of Marilyn Manson with the costumes, and some of the music is reminiscent of Mechanical Animals.
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Cain

#14
March 22, 2010, 02:42:00 PM
Eh, its not that hard to play the entertainment media, it's just most musicians are kinda dumb, so one that can think about publicity in a strategic manner is something of a rarity.
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