The Shame Thread.

[NotPublished]

WHEN I WAS 12 I PEED MY PANTS IN CLASS CAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO GO TO THE TOILET AND DIDNT WANT TO MISS CLASS

[Telarus]

When I was very young I got my foreskin caught in my zipper.


In the middle of the supermarket.

The tallest man in the store (dude towered over the shelves) stepped in from the next checkout line to help my mother.


*The seemingly-impossibly-tall, back-lit shadow leans over you and says, "Don't worry, it'll be quick. This will probably hurt like hell, tho." ZIIIIIIIP! *

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

WHEN I SAW TELARUS NOT POSTING IN CAPS I BROKE MY MONITOR BY STABBING IT REPEATEDLY WITH THE RAGING MURDERBONER I DEVELOPED AS A RESULT OF CAPSLACK! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

MY DICK HURTS!

[NotPublished]

PAIN WHERE PAIN SHOULD NOT BE....

[Freeky]

I HAVE FEELINGS FOR MY CAT. IN TEXT FORM THEY READ, "GTFO MY WAY!"

[Juana]

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SO FRIGHTENED OF REJECTION THAT I HAVE NEVER PREVIOUSLY BEEN INVOLVED WITH ANYONE, AND AT TWENTY ONE, I'M FINALLY MOVING TOWARDS THAT.

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I'VE BEEN HAVING STARTLING HALLUCINATIONS FROM SEVERE SLEEP DEPRIVATION WHERE I HEAR PEOPLE SHOUTING VIOLENTLY AT EACH OTHER WHENEVER THE SHOWER AND FAN ARE ON.

ALSO, OCCASIONAL BLOODCURDLING SHRIEKS OF SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENING, BUT THEY GO AWAY AFTER THE SHOWER AND FAN ARE OFF.

I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW HORRIBLE THE VISUAL HALLUCINATIONS ARE.

I PEERED INTO THE FAN EXPECTING TO SEE A FACE BEHIND THE GRATE BUT INSTEAD I COULD SENSE BEINGS IN CLOSE PROXIMITY, IN THE SHADOWS, BEHIND THE WALLS, FOLLOWING ME TO THE BEDROOM, BEARING DOWN ON ME AS I PLUMMETED INTO SLEEP.

[Richter]

I FARTED IN THE PRESENCE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND BLAMED IT ON A 3 YEAR OLD!

I ONCE CUT A ZEN FART AT A PARTY AND LET ONE OF THE GIRLS WALKING AROUND PANCELESS TAKE THE HEAT FOR IT!

[LMNO]

I'VE BEEN HAVING STARTLING HALLUCINATIONS FROM SEVERE SLEEP DEPRIVATION WHERE I HEAR PEOPLE SHOUTING VIOLENTLY AT EACH OTHER WHENEVER THE SHOWER AND FAN ARE ON.

ALSO, OCCASIONAL BLOODCURDLING SHRIEKS OF SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENING, BUT THEY GO AWAY AFTER THE SHOWER AND FAN ARE OFF.

I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW HORRIBLE THE VISUAL HALLUCINATIONS ARE.

I PEERED INTO THE FAN EXPECTING TO SEE A FACE BEHIND THE GRATE BUT INSTEAD I COULD SENSE BEINGS IN CLOSE PROXIMITY, IN THE SHADOWS, BEHIND THE WALLS, FOLLOWING ME TO THE BEDROOM, BEARING DOWN ON ME AS I PLUMMETED INTO SLEEP.

Please try to describe them.  I'm only on day 20, and am running out of ideas.



Also,







I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN, BUT I RAN AWAY FROM THE OPPORTUNITY TWENTY YEARS AGO AND HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK THERE EVER SINCE.

[Dimocritus]

MY SHAME IS TOO SHAMEFUL FOR THIS THREAD.

[Suu]

WHAT A SHAME!

[Richter]

WHEN WAS 4 I SHAT IN THE TUB ONCE AND TRIED TO COVER IT UP BY SAYING IT WAS A FISH!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

DID IT WORK?

[Richter]

ALMOST.  IT WAS A FLOATER TOO.  CUNNING AND TAPERED.
MOM HIT RAGEMIRTH SEEING ME TRY TO CRAM IT BACK UP THE SPIGGOT.