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The Shame Thread.

Started by Richter, March 24, 2010, 06:51:47 PM

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BadBeast

#225
October 24, 2011, 01:39:33 AM
I USUALLY AVOID ACTUALLY HAVING TO EXAMINE ANY SHAME I MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY MANAGED TO ACCRUE, BY HIDING BEHIND A SMARTARSED, SNARKY, AND SOMETIMES QUESTIONABLE SENSE OF HUMOUR. THING IS, IT WORKS WELL.
OR IT WORKS WELL WHEN THERE IS NO BIG SHAMELOAD. SO I HAVE TO BE A BIT CAREFUL. AND SOMETIMES I'M NOT.


NAVKAT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE "PRETTY" TO BE A PORNSTAR.
AND IM HETERO, BUT STILL A BIT CAUTIOUS IF I'M GONNA BE BUMPING FACE WITH AN UNFAMILIER SAUSAGE WALLET. SOME LADIES HAS A FOO FOO THAT IS NOT NICE, CLOSE UP. THE FACT YOU IS BOVVERED BY THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU IS GONNA BE A RUBBISH LEZZA.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

navkat

#226
October 24, 2011, 01:51:23 AM
Sausage wallet.

Heh.

Richter

#227
October 24, 2011, 02:37:30 AM
Yup.





:lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Richter

#228
October 24, 2011, 02:44:32 AM
I OFTEN AN ON THE JOHN WHEN IM ON THE PHONE OR TEXTING PEOPLE.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

BadBeast

#229
October 24, 2011, 03:01:09 AM
I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING TWO TIMES. 9 YEARS APART, AND BOTH TIMES IT WAS CHEESE. 

:judge: DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Rumckle

#230
October 24, 2011, 05:49:30 AM
I DON'T HAVE BIEBER FEVER BUT I AM STILL POSTING IN THIS BOARD. I FEEL SHAME!!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Freeky

#231
October 24, 2011, 08:52:26 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 23, 2011, 10:30:10 AM
  --

I'M AFRAID FORGIVENESS IS NOT AN OPTION, NOT LEAST BECAUSE YOU ACTED BEYOND YOUR PLACE.  THERE IS NO MAN, WOMAN, OR DEITY WHO MAY ATTEMPT TO TAME ME, AND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE FINGERS TO TYPE AND A DICK TO PISS WITH SHOWS THAT I AM A MERCIFUL AND JUST FREEKY. 

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

Triple Zero

#232
October 24, 2011, 10:21:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 24, 2011, 03:01:09 AM
I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING TWO TIMES. 9 YEARS APART, AND BOTH TIMES IT WAS CHEESE. 

:potd:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

navkat

#233
October 24, 2011, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 24, 2011, 10:21:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 24, 2011, 03:01:09 AM
I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING TWO TIMES. 9 YEARS APART, AND BOTH TIMES IT WAS CHEESE. 

:potd:

RIGHT?

Eve Hill

#234
October 24, 2011, 11:30:29 AM
Quote from: navkat on October 24, 2011, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 24, 2011, 10:21:10 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 24, 2011, 03:01:09 AM
I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING TWO TIMES. 9 YEARS APART, AND BOTH TIMES IT WAS CHEESE. 

:potd:

RIGHT?

Fuck yeah!

Jenne

#235
October 24, 2011, 04:30:46 PM
I HATE BEING PREGNANT.  I am so ambivalent about this pregnancy, I have stopped thinking about it because I get too upset. 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#236
October 24, 2011, 05:29:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on October 23, 2011, 11:05:37 PM
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH COCK IN THE WORLD TO MAKE ME HAPPY. I LOVE COCK SO MUCH, IF I WERE PRETTY ENOUGH, I'D TRY TO BE A PORN STAR.

ALSO, I LIST MYSELF AS BI ON OKCUPID BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN BUT THE FURTHEST I'VE GOTTEN IS MAKING OUT AND TOUCHING AND I'M NERVOUS ABOUT LICKING A VA JAY JAY AND I WONDER IF THAT MAKES ME A COUNTERFEIT BISEXUAL.

I'M AFRAID OF FAILING AT BEING AN EMT BECAUSE I'M SO SCATTER-BRAINED AND MIGHT FUCK UP A PATIENT OR BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE SO MUCH, I WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP A GRIP ON MY EMOTIONS WHEN I SEE DEAD KIDS OR EVEN WORSE, I'LL BE TOO GROSSED OUT WHEN SOMEONE WHO SMELLS LIKE PEE VOMITS ON ME.

Most cooters are pretty pleasing and inoffensive, actually. Assuming they've been washed within 24 hours, expect a squishy slippery vaguely salty/tangy area. Smells surprisingly less pungent than most dicks... boys must have some kind of scent gland down there, because dicks have a very distinctive smell.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#237
October 24, 2011, 05:32:02 PM
I have no shame.

Well, except maybe for that thing I do to hippies.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#238
October 24, 2011, 07:33:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 05:32:02 PM
I have no shame.

Well, except maybe for that thing I do to hippies.

Well, yeah.  There are entirely too many hippies walking around Portland with grossly distended mouths, adult diapers, and trusses.  Something must be done.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#239
October 24, 2011, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2011, 07:33:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 05:32:02 PM
I have no shame.

Well, except maybe for that thing I do to hippies.

Well, yeah.  There are entirely too many hippies walking around Portland with grossly distended mouths, adult diapers, and trusses.  Something must be done.

:oops:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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