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Started by Richter, March 24, 2010, 06:51:47 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#45
March 25, 2010, 08:23:17 PM
I DO VERY LITTLE WITH MY DAY, WHEN I HAVE LOADS OF FREE TIME THAT I COULD PUT TO CREATIVE USE IF I JUST STOPPED BEING A LAZY FUCK
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jasper

#46
March 25, 2010, 08:26:19 PM
I BOUGHT A BOOK A WEEK AGO AND HAVEN'T SPENT MORE THAN TWENTY MINUTES READING IT. 

bds

#47
March 25, 2010, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 25, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
ALMOST.  IT WAS A FLOATER TOO.  CUNNING AND TAPERED.
MOM HIT RAGEMIRTH SEEING ME TRY TO CRAM IT BACK UP THE SPIGGOT.

:lulz: I snickered for like 5 minutes after reading this.

Richter

#48
March 26, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
I used to be ashamed of it.  Shame Thread has turned this into skeeting lail.  :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

#49
March 26, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
PD.com - Better than therapy.

Triple Zero

#50
March 26, 2010, 05:59:55 PM
I AM WHAT THE HOLO CAUSED.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

#51
March 26, 2010, 06:02:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 26, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
I used to be ashamed of it.  Shame Thread has turned this into skeeting lail.  :lulz:

See personal text.

8)

Richter

#52
March 26, 2010, 06:06:12 PM
 :hammer:  :awesome:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Richter

#53
March 29, 2010, 05:49:54 PM
I HAVE BEEN FARTING ROTTEN GAS ALL MORNING.  LUNCH IS MORE OF THE TORTELLINI WHAT CAUSED IT.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

#54
March 29, 2010, 05:51:42 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 29, 2010, 05:49:54 PM
I HAVE BEEN FARTING ROTTEN GAS ALL MORNING.  LUNCH IS MORE OF THE TORTELLINI WHAT CAUSED IT.

WHERE IS THE SHAME PART?

I HAVE BEEN WORKING DILIGENTLY ALL MORNING.  I AM NAKED AND ASHAMED. :(
Molon Lube

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#55
March 29, 2010, 10:32:51 PM
I PISSED IN THE SHOWER TO SAVE WATER.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

bds

#56
March 29, 2010, 10:33:33 PM
I SHAT IN THE SANDWICHES TO SAVE MAYO.

bds

#57
March 29, 2010, 10:34:35 PM
I FART MORE SO THE EARTH HEATS UP FASTER, 'CAUSE I FUCKING HATE THE SNOW.

Jenne

#58
March 30, 2010, 04:46:03 AM
I have no shame.

...guess that could BE a shame in and of itself?





Nah.

Freeky

#59
March 30, 2010, 06:27:50 PM
I DONNO WHO JOHN WATERS IS.
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