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ATTN DOK: TASTY FOODS HEADS UP

Started by Freeky, April 15, 2010, 08:36:49 PM

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April 15, 2010, 08:36:49 PM
It's a new food AND a new way of cooking I haven't tried before. You and the rest of coffee night will be my test subjects.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Cooking in the name of Science.

Doktor Howl

#1
April 15, 2010, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 15, 2010, 08:36:49 PM
It's a new food AND a new way of cooking I haven't tried before. You and the rest of coffee night will be my test subjects.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Cooking in the name of Science.

Shit yeah.

Assuming there is a coffee night.  Nurse Mayhem is still ill.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

BADGE OF HONOR

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April 15, 2010, 08:42:45 PM
Do tell!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Freeky

#3
April 15, 2010, 09:37:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:42:37 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 15, 2010, 08:36:49 PM
It's a new food AND a new way of cooking I haven't tried before. You and the rest of coffee night will be my test subjects.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Cooking in the name of Science.

Shit yeah.

Assuming there is a coffee night.  Nurse Mayhem is still ill.

Oh no!  :sad:

Freeky

#4
April 16, 2010, 04:29:15 AM Last Edit: April 16, 2010, 04:46:17 AM by Professor Freeky
Yeah, I just tasted the meat.

OH. MY. GOD. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

That is all.

Well, not ALL all. I'm pretty sure you can eat more of this than you can my sex beef, Dok, as there is nothing in it but the meat juices and some spices.

Nast

#5
April 16, 2010, 04:59:25 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 16, 2010, 04:29:15 AM
Yeah, I just tasted the meat.

OH. MY. GOD. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

That is all.

Well, not ALL all. I'm pretty sure you can eat more of this than you can my sex beef, Dok, as there is nothing in it but the meat juices and some spices.

Gasp!

Is it an aspic?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Freeky

#6
April 16, 2010, 05:01:40 AM
An ass pic? No, it's not a picture of an ass.

Nasty Nast... :lol:

Nast

#7
April 16, 2010, 05:07:56 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 16, 2010, 05:01:40 AM
An ass pic? No, it's not a picture of an ass.

Nasty Nast... :lol:

I was clearly referring to the well known compendium of spiritual guidance,  A Picture of an Asscake Satisfies No Hunger.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Freeky

#8
April 16, 2010, 05:09:04 AM
lolwut? :lol:

Doktor Howl

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April 16, 2010, 05:09:36 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 16, 2010, 05:07:56 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 16, 2010, 05:01:40 AM
An ass pic? No, it's not a picture of an ass.

Nasty Nast... :lol:

I was clearly referring to the well known compendium of spiritual guidance,  A Picture of an Asscake Satisfies No Hunger.

YES.  YES IT DOES.

BUT YOU HAVE TO INGEST IT...BACKWARDS.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Nast

#10
April 16, 2010, 05:15:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 05:09:36 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 16, 2010, 05:07:56 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 16, 2010, 05:01:40 AM
An ass pic? No, it's not a picture of an ass.

Nasty Nast... :lol:

I was clearly referring to the well known compendium of spiritual guidance,  A Picture of an Asscake Satisfies No Hunger.

YES.  YES IT DOES.

BUT YOU HAVE TO INGEST IT...BACKWARDS.

But it chafes.  :cry:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

#11
April 16, 2010, 05:17:01 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 16, 2010, 05:15:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 05:09:36 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 16, 2010, 05:07:56 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 16, 2010, 05:01:40 AM
An ass pic? No, it's not a picture of an ass.

Nasty Nast... :lol:

I was clearly referring to the well known compendium of spiritual guidance,  A Picture of an Asscake Satisfies No Hunger.

YES.  YES IT DOES.

BUT YOU HAVE TO INGEST IT...BACKWARDS.

But it chafes.  :cry:

COWBOY UP.  :crankey:
What can we do to help you stop screaming?
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