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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #135 on: March 20, 2011, 03:20:48 am »
Tomahawks are fuckin awesome.
Although I'm right-handed, soo it only helps my right arm.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #136 on: March 20, 2011, 03:32:54 am »
Tomahawks are fuckin awesome.
Although I'm right-handed, soo it only helps my right arm.

Use the other arm?

Of course by throwing tomohawks he means spanking the weasel.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #137 on: March 20, 2011, 04:14:55 am »
I've come to find, that for me it is best to feed my body what it is craving. Be it chocolate or a big fat, fatty steak.

But I stay the FUCK away from the empty calories, like carbs. (not sayin complete elimination, just a notch them down a lil). And, Not saying gorge on fat but hey it's what humans have survived on for some time now. Keep the fucking corn oils and shit give me lard please.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #138 on: March 20, 2011, 04:21:43 am »
I've come to find, that for me it is best to feed my body what it is craving. Be it chocolate or a big fat, fatty steak.

But I stay the FUCK away from the empty calories, like carbs. (not sayin complete elimination, just a notch them down a lil). And, Not saying gorge on fat but hey it's what humans have survived on for some time now. Keep the fucking corn oils and shit give me lard please.
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*yeah, obviously-Go OUTSIDE too as Nigel said. Movement. Movement is good. Mkay.

Carbs aren't empty calories.

Junk foods are "empty" calories because they lack nutrients.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #139 on: March 20, 2011, 04:41:14 am »
I didn't know carbs had nutrients.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #140 on: March 20, 2011, 04:46:31 am »
A carbohydrate is to the human body as gasoline is to a car. 

Both are fuels, and both make a mess if too much is given to the individual in question.

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #141 on: March 20, 2011, 05:37:09 pm »

But I stay the FUCK away from the empty calories, like carbs.

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #142 on: March 21, 2011, 07:35:01 am »
A carbohydrate is to the human body as gasoline is to a car. 

Both are fuels, and both make a mess if too much is given to the individual in question.

Yes this.

I have some fucking issues with "carbs"  that are similar to my issues with "vaccines".

Because people are fucking retarded.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #143 on: March 21, 2011, 02:26:45 pm »
A carbohydrate is to the human body as gasoline is to a car. 

Both are fuels, and both make a mess if too much is given to the individual in question.

Yes this.

I have some fucking issues with "carbs"  that are similar to my issues with "vaccines".

Because people are fucking retarded.

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #144 on: March 21, 2011, 08:01:29 pm »
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #145 on: March 23, 2011, 07:08:32 pm »

But I stay the FUCK away from the empty calories, like carbs.

wat

I really thought carbs make ya fat.
Really I did.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #146 on: March 23, 2011, 07:15:35 pm »

But I stay the FUCK away from the empty calories, like carbs.

wat

I really thought carbs make ya fat.
Really I did.
 :oops:


Speaking of "How to not be a fat bastard"...Do Not Break Your Toe. This Will, screech the exercise routine. :(

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Carbs can, so will proteins and fats. If you take in MORE calories than you use you will get fat, regardless of the source of the calories. That being said, lots of junk food is primarily carbohydrate based. The reason it's junkfood is ratio of calories to serving/volume, the absence of nutrients and/or the presence of unhealthy shit.

saying carbs are bad is like saying sodium or cholesterol is bad. You need sodium and you need cholesterol, but too much of either is bad for you.

Too much of almost anything is bad for you.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #147 on: March 23, 2011, 07:38:04 pm »
...but too much is always better than not enough...

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #148 on: March 24, 2011, 01:24:35 pm »
...but too much is always better than not enough...

Its a helluva lot easier to add a bit more than try to take away. Is it more work to gain weight or lose weight?
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #149 on: March 24, 2011, 07:59:07 pm »
...but too much is always better than not enough...

Its a helluva lot easier to add a bit more than try to take away. Is it more work to gain weight or lose weight?

...depends on who you are.

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